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Granted, it induces heart attacks instead.
I wish I owned a pair of shorts to carry someone in. |
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Granted, but they are too short to actually be of any use
I wish the next person who posts in this thread will also crush my wish
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Granted, your wish, whatever it was, is CRUSHED.
I wish Raptor1 would elaborate what his wish was that I crushed . |
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Granted, Raptor1 elaborates on what his wish actually was. Unfortunately, it was so convoluted that it went right over your head and you crushed your cranium trying to figure out how to crush it
I wish Rockstar hadn't outsmarted himself |
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In the Brig
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lol
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Granted, you laugh so hard you cannot stop for 3 days. Then, you begin to cry...again for 3 days straight. Your friends and family cannot stand it so they have you committed to a mental institution for 3 days...where because you have no computer access...you cry for 40 days and 40 nights. It brings Moses back from the dead to find the ark.
I wish I had tonight off so I could play my games on the computer...
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Granted, you get the sack for lack of committment and can spend the rest of your days playing.
I wish I could think of a better wish crush. |
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Granted, but it's so good you can't get your hands to type it into the compewter, and eventually go insane just by having it in your mind
I wish I could decide on a good board wargame to buy
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Granted, you now get to play against the entire population of Subsim. Neal and co whip yo sorry ass from here to next week and you start wishing you never played Axis and Allies: Guadalcanal.
I wish nickimcbee would learn not to take on Subsim at wargames. |
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Granted, he takes on you instead and chops your hands off at the elbows with the first blow...leaving you forever computerless...
I wish crushing dreams was a full time business...
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Granted, but you still don't get paid
I wish it was still winter
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Granted, but only in your own winter wonderland.
I wish I could watch you blowing Gabriels horn. |
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Granted, you can watch him blowing Gabriel's horn, but Gabriel doesn't like peeping Toms and beats the living tar out of you after chasing you around the block thirty seven times and confiscating your video camera causing you to lose your job at TMZ
I wish TMZ hadn't lost their best camera-person in such a lascivious fashion |
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They didn't...I am still around! (JB was second best)
I wish all great singers were ugly...
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