Quotes - Page 18

StdDev · 07-23-08, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

My favorite bumper sticker quote

"Support Lap Dancing.".

One of my favourite bumper stickers read' Humpty was pushed

I used to have a bumper sticker that said:

Support Mental Health
or I'll Kill you

rifleman13 · 07-24-08, 12:38 AM

If you can read this, I could hit my brakes and sue you!
- from a prestigious university here at home

Task Force · 07-24-08, 01:07 AM

Sh** happens.

Mamma always said life is like a box of choclate, you never know what your going to get.

and from the movie Grumpy old men...
Chucks about to take the skin boat to tuna town.:rotfl:

Jimbuna · 07-24-08, 05:55 AM

One of my favourite bumper stickers read: "Also available in white"

Biggles · 07-24-08, 06:17 AM

-So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters.

-No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

-Yes, depart a lot at this time, and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows into the tops of your heads and make castanets of your testicles already.

-And now remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty time this taunting this time, you endured nothing yet, dappy english k...niggets, pfffffrffff!!

Jimbuna · 07-24-08, 06:33 AM

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

--Will Rogers

Sailor Steve · 07-24-08, 07:22 AM

I think, therefore I win.
-Doctor Who

rifleman13 · 07-24-08, 07:34 AM

Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?
- Danny Butterman, from the film Hot Fuzz

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To all subsim members: Seriously, Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up? Thanks for the answer!

Raptor1 · 07-24-08, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by rifleman13

To all subsim members: Seriously, Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up? Thanks for the answer!

Shure, lemme get my Panzerschreck and I'll show ya

Jimbuna · 07-24-08, 08:32 AM

Man has will, but woman has her way.

--Oliver Wendell Holmes

mcf1 · 07-24-08, 09:39 AM

Brain: an apparatus with which we think, we think
-Ambrose Bierce

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Originally Posted by rifleman13
To all subsim members: Seriously, Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up? Thanks for the answer!

I read about it somewhere and according to that. There is a small bump at the back of the head, right at the bottom of the skull (there where the neck begins), this bump acts as a pin and holds the head together and if you hit it real hard, for some unexplained reason the head will blow up.

AVGWarhawk · 07-24-08, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

My favorite bumper sticker quote

"Support Lap Dancing.".

One of my favourite bumper stickers read' Humpty was pushed

Humpty was pushed!

Jimbuna · 07-24-08, 06:43 PM

Who killed Noddy ?

Big Ears!

Arclight · 07-25-08, 08:19 AM

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
- Rodney Dangerfield

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.”
- Voltaire

“All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning.”
- Albert Camus

Jimbuna · 07-25-08, 01:17 PM

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

--Henry Youngman

07-24-08, 01:07 AM	#258
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Sh** happens. Mamma always said life is like a box of choclate, you never know what your going to get. and from the movie Grumpy old men... Chucks about to take the skin boat to tuna town.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

07-24-08, 05:55 AM	#259
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	One of my favourite bumper stickers read: "Also available in white" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-24-08, 06:17 AM	#260
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	-So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters. -No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! -Yes, depart a lot at this time, and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows into the tops of your heads and make castanets of your testicles already. -And now remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty time this taunting this time, you endured nothing yet, dappy english k...niggets, pfffffrffff!! __________________ Last edited by Biggles; 07-24-08 at 06:38 AM.

07-24-08, 06:33 AM	#261
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! --Will Rogers __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-24-08, 07:22 AM	#262
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I think, therefore I win. -Doctor Who __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-24-08, 12:38 AM	#257
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	If you can read this, I could hit my brakes and sue you! - from a prestigious university here at home

07-24-08, 07:34 AM	#263
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up? - Danny Butterman, from the film Hot Fuzz ===== To all subsim members: Seriously, Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up? Thanks for the answer!

07-24-08, 08:32 AM	#265
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Man has will, but woman has her way. --Oliver Wendell Holmes __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-24-08, 06:43 PM	#268
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Who killed Noddy ? Big Ears! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-25-08, 08:19 AM	#269
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield “I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.” - Voltaire “All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning.” - Albert Camus __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

07-25-08, 01:17 PM	#270
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. --Henry Youngman __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!