The Bilge - Page 17

Wolferz · 07-31-14, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

yep, it was the admiral's daughter....

The only girl I know that ended up on a See-&-Say.

The cow goes Mooooo.

Aktungbby · 08-01-14, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I heard it involved lewd and indecent behaviour with livestock.

Or deadstock;

bilgerats ain't particular!

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Attach a catheter hose to the jug so I don't have to get up to go pee.

Why so technical? DEPENDS will do nicely! and they'll provide a little padding on that wooden crank seat too!

Wolferz · 08-01-14, 12:35 AM

We Bilge Rats might have bigger balls... if more of us knew how to dance.

swamprat69er · 08-02-14, 04:04 PM

The sheep are GREAT! Nice curly hair to tangle your fingers in so they can't run away. There are boots supplied for their hind legs.
http://s261.photobucket.com/user/swa...60309.jpg.html

Aktungbby · 08-02-14, 05:23 PM

^otherwise know as 'Wellies' when Tango's a' gittin' lucky 'a rackin' da' lamb!!" "Why did the ram jump off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.!??"

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Wolfertz :We Bilge Rats might have bigger balls... if more of us knew how to dance

speaking of which: you've made me hungry:

grilled lamb testicles BBY

fireftr18 · 08-02-14, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

yep, it was the admiral's daughter....

It's good to get in good with the Admiral. Make the old man happy that someone is paying attention to his daughter. A little sacrifice goes a long way.

Tango589 · 08-03-14, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

^otherwise know as 'Wellies' when Tango's a' gittin' lucky 'a rackin' da' lamb!!" "Why did the ram jump off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.!??" speaking of which: you've made me hungry:

grilled lamb testicles BBY

Don't you bring me into this, those rumours are completely unfounded and were spread with the sole intention of besmirching my good character!

swamprat69er · 08-03-14, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I heard it involved lewd and indecent behaviour with livestock.

You are the one that threw the livestock into the conversation. Remembering what their warm bodies were like, were you?

Wolferz · 08-03-14, 11:25 AM

We're Bilge Rats, not Sheep molesters.

Aktungbby · 08-03-14, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Don't you bring me into this, those rumours are completely unfounded and were spread with the sole intention of besmirching my good character!

Now that's just cruel and wrong ...and you've made me hungry again! (stuffed sole BBY)

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

You are the one that threw the livestock into the conversation. Remembering what their warm bodies were like, were you?

Thanks for the defense! 'hoist with his own petard' he is!

Armistead · 08-03-14, 11:50 AM

Men, the sheep on board aren't for your pleasure...

swamprat69er · 08-03-14, 12:22 PM

They weren't baaaaaaad.

Armistead · 08-03-14, 12:48 PM

just remember what you do to the sheep ends up in the stew...

They really haven't given us much supplies, so the sheep and chickens are meals on the hoof..

Aktungbby · 08-03-14, 01:41 PM

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ARMISTEAD: anybody seen the nail clippers... They really haven't given us much supplies, so the sheep and chickens are meals on the hoof..

And nicely cloven hooves they are too!

Wolferz · 08-03-14, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Men, the sheep on board aren't for your pleasure...

We will enjoy eating them. But don't be lewd...
wait till they're cooked.

Look at the rack on that sheep.

08-01-14, 12:35 AM	#243
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	We Bilge Rats might have bigger balls... if more of us knew how to dance. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

08-02-14, 04:04 PM	#244
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	The sheep are GREAT! Nice curly hair to tangle your fingers in so they can't run away. There are boots supplied for their hind legs. http://s261.photobucket.com/user/swa...60309.jpg.html __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

08-03-14, 11:25 AM	#249
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	HEY! We're Bilge Rats, not Sheep molesters. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

08-03-14, 11:50 AM	#251
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Men, the sheep on board aren't for your pleasure... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

08-03-14, 12:22 PM	#252
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	They weren't baaaaaaad. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

08-03-14, 12:48 PM	#253
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,865 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	just remember what you do to the sheep ends up in the stew... They really haven't given us much supplies, so the sheep and chickens are meals on the hoof.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.