The Insults Thread. - Page 17

Jimbuna · 12-09-12, 08:44 AM

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

Sailor Steve · 12-09-12, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

*GASP* You all have WOMANS' legs! I'll wager those pretty little things, have ne'er been sliced clean off by a mad pirate king!

If 'insult' is an art, you're still learning how to finger paint.

Jimbuna · 12-09-12, 10:58 AM

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

Sailor Steve · 12-09-12, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

So I'm a fart well then your mouth is where I came from and your face cheeks look like arse cheeks from where I am standing.

There is an inverse proportion to the length of a sermon and the thought that went into writing it.

Armistead · 12-09-12, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

There is an inverse proportion to the length of a sermon and the thought that went into writing it.

Oh no, Steve went Victorian on his arse.

Armistead · 12-09-12, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

So I'm a fart well then your mouth is where I came from and your face cheeks look like arse cheeks from where I am standing.

Yet avarice is numbered among the sins while stupidity is omitted

Sailor Steve · 12-09-12, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Oh no, Steve went Victorian on his arse.

I'm surprised you've learned what "Victorian" means. The last time you used the term you were talking about your home team winning.

Jimbuna · 12-09-12, 01:55 PM

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you, but when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

Cybermat47 · 12-09-12, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you, but when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

Thank you for describing yourself.

Jimbuna · 12-09-12, 04:29 PM

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

Cybermat47 · 12-09-12, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

No, it's just you.

Jimbuna · 12-09-12, 05:37 PM

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

Armistead · 12-09-12, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm surprised you've learned what "Victorian" means. The last time you used the term you were talking about your home team winning.

I'm multi-functional...

Sailor Steve · 12-09-12, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Thank you for describing yourself.

And your wit and understanding perfectly fit your age.

"I know you are but what am I?"

Haven't used that one since I was eight, myself.

Sailor Steve · 12-09-12, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

I can live with that. The only female who'll come near you licks your face.

12-09-12, 08:44 AM	#241
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-12, 10:58 AM	#243
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-12, 01:55 PM	#248
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you, but when one gets to know you better, one hates you. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-12, 04:29 PM	#250
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-12, 05:37 PM	#252
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!