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Old 04-07-09, 10:45 AM   #241
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Granted, people now really say what they think. The vast majority of them say nothing and the rest babble endlessly.

I wish a spoonful of sugar really did make the medicine go down
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Old 04-07-09, 11:16 AM   #242
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Granted, but afterwards, your heart rate increases, body tremors begin, followed by shortness of breath, you read the medicines warning label instructing you never to take with suger. Finally and without control you let go a big stinky in public filling yer drawers because you couldn't make it to the toilet in time.


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Old 04-07-09, 11:22 AM   #243
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Granted, but only enough to wipe his ar$e and not his bottom as well.

I wish I was upwind of the smell.
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Old 04-07-09, 07:31 PM   #244
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granted...you are, but then the wind shifts direction towards you

I wish i had a wendy's 1/2 lb hamburger right now
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Old 04-07-09, 08:47 PM   #245
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Granted, but it's been trappled by a herd of circus elephants and left to bake in the sun for the last two weeks. bon appetite.

I wish Sledghammer always gets what he wishes for.
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Old 04-07-09, 09:06 PM   #246
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Granted, and he has wished for your instant demise.

I wish Rockstar's demise is quick and painless.
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Old 04-07-09, 09:18 PM   #247
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GRANTED! and up from the ashes comes the 'new and improved' Rockstar.

I wish TarJak was that 1/2 wendy's hamburger


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Old 04-08-09, 03:46 AM   #248
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Granted, but I manage to stick in your throat and choke you to death.

I wish being a hamburger wasn't so stressful.
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Old 04-08-09, 04:38 AM   #249
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Granted, you are now loaded with stress-reduction sauce before being eaten


I wish the ignorant fools weren't so ignorant
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Old 04-08-09, 06:19 AM   #250
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Granted, from now on they are simply stupid.

I wish to know the true meaning of escapology.
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Old 04-08-09, 06:39 AM   #251
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Granted, but unfortunately you look it up in the Klingon dictionary and can't quite grasp the pronunciation of ERRGAREEFFEERGGGBBER

I wish Klingon was easier to learn.
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Old 04-08-09, 08:20 AM   #252
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FOR my 900th POST.....

Granted, it is for a Klingon.

I wish Star Trek were real.....
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Old 04-08-09, 08:54 AM   #253
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Granted, Star Trek is real, and you are a Tribble

I wish NealTribble wouldn't reproduce so rapidly that the universe is engulfed in little furry creatures who have posted 900 times
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Old 04-08-09, 05:24 PM   #254
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Granted, they are now called Trebbles because they have to post 2700 times.

I wish Scotty would beam me up.
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Old 04-08-09, 05:43 PM   #255
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Quote:
I wish Scotty would beam me up.
Scotty does and takes one look and sends you right back to whence you belong.


I wish mercury was lighter?
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