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Silent Hunter
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Granted, people now really say what they think. The vast majority of them say nothing and the rest babble endlessly.
I wish a spoonful of sugar really did make the medicine go down |
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#242 |
In the Brig
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Granted, but afterwards, your heart rate increases, body tremors begin, followed by shortness of breath, you read the medicines warning label instructing you never to take with suger. Finally and without control you let go a big stinky in public filling yer drawers because you couldn't make it to the toilet in time.
I hope DT has enough toilet paper . |
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#243 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but only enough to wipe his ar$e and not his bottom as well.
I wish I was upwind of the smell. |
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Ocean Warrior
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granted...you are, but then the wind shifts direction towards you
I wish i had a wendy's 1/2 lb hamburger right now
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#245 |
In the Brig
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Granted, but it's been trappled by a herd of circus elephants and left to bake in the sun for the last two weeks. bon appetite.
I wish Sledghammer always gets what he wishes for. |
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#246 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, and he has wished for your instant demise.
I wish Rockstar's demise is quick and painless. |
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#247 |
In the Brig
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GRANTED! and up from the ashes comes the 'new and improved' Rockstar.
I wish TarJak was that 1/2 wendy's hamburger ![]() . |
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#248 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, but I manage to stick in your throat and choke you to death.
I wish being a hamburger wasn't so stressful. |
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#249 |
Navy Seal
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Granted, you are now loaded with stress-reduction sauce before being eaten
I wish the ignorant fools weren't so ignorant
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#250 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, from now on they are simply stupid.
I wish to know the true meaning of escapology. |
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#251 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, but unfortunately you look it up in the Klingon dictionary and can't quite grasp the pronunciation of ERRGAREEFFEERGGGBBER
I wish Klingon was easier to learn. |
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Ace of the Deep
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FOR my 900th POST.....
Granted, it is for a Klingon. I wish Star Trek were real.....
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#253 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, Star Trek is real, and you are a Tribble
I wish NealTribble wouldn't reproduce so rapidly that the universe is engulfed in little furry creatures who have posted 900 times |
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#254 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, they are now called Trebbles because they have to post 2700 times.
I wish Scotty would beam me up. |
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