Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams III - Page 15

03-01-10, 09:50 PM

Deleted... Too slow on the draw.

krashkart · 03-01-10, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randomizer

Granted but Plan ZZZ is so absolutely super-secret that you must kill yourself immediately after learning its details.

I wish Raptor1 had stayed with Plan B.

Granted, Raptor1 sticks with Plan B but nobody remembers what the plan was. The mission fails and we are all taken hostage as political blue chips.

I wish political blue chips was a brand of corn tortilla chips.

03-01-10, 10:02 PM

Granted, except that unbeknownst to all corn tortilla chips are really made from cow chips and not corn. The political kind are made from bull chips.

I wish the chip dip wasn't sheep dip.

TarJak · 03-02-10, 07:33 AM

Granted, the sheep dip is your new beer supplement.

I wish beer was unpolluted by sheep dip.

Jimbuna · 03-02-10, 08:37 AM

Granted, but it is now Dingo pee that is used so enjoy.

I wish the writing was on the ceiling instead of the wall.

03-02-10, 12:46 PM

Granted. However, preoccupied looking up and reading you fail to notice the booted foot heading towards your groin at high velocity...

I wish the band played on.

Jimbuna · 03-02-10, 04:54 PM

Granted, it plays on your mind 24/7 making you go mad and ending up being incarcarated in a mental institution for the rest of your life.

I wish gobbeldy gook was sensible.

krashkart · 03-02-10, 05:33 PM

Granted. Gobblety gook becomes sensible to nearly everyone, in fact it is quickly adopted as the de facto language of the human race. Unfortunately, you are the only one who can't understand it.

I wish I could understand what my cat is saying when she meows to me.

Stealth Hunter · 03-02-10, 05:49 PM

Granted, but you become a cat.

I wish that the Badenweiler March was still amazingly popular.

Jimbuna · 03-02-10, 08:05 PM

Granted, but only in Badenweiler.

I wish I knew what you were doing.

TarJak · 03-02-10, 08:10 PM

Granted, I'm currently crushing your wish.

I wish Jimbuna would buy me a beer without dingo pee in it.

frau kaleun · 03-02-10, 08:17 PM

Granted, but it now has Jimbuna pee in it.

I wish I hadn't thought of that possibility.

03-02-10, 08:23 PM

Granted, but the popular image of beer + dingo pee is burned into your psyche for all time.

I wish people would stop adding any type of pee to beer.

Flopper · 03-02-10, 08:33 PM

Granted, but then the yeast pee is absent from all beer, hence all beer is now alcohol free.

I wish it hadn't snowed here again today.

TarJak · 03-02-10, 08:34 PM

Granted, but is snowed the day before and it's going to snow tomorrow.

I wish frenetic activity would cease.

03-02-10, 08:37 AM	#215
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but it is now Dingo pee that is used so enjoy. I wish the writing was on the ceiling instead of the wall. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-02-10, 04:54 PM	#217
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, it plays on your mind 24/7 making you go mad and ending up being incarcarated in a mental institution for the rest of your life. I wish gobbeldy gook was sensible. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-02-10, 05:33 PM	#218
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Granted. Gobblety gook becomes sensible to nearly everyone, in fact it is quickly adopted as the de facto language of the human race. Unfortunately, you are the only one who can't understand it. I wish I could understand what my cat is saying when she meows to me. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

03-02-10, 08:05 PM	#220
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but only in Badenweiler. I wish I knew what you were doing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-01-10, 09:50 PM	#211
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Deleted... Too slow on the draw.

03-01-10, 10:02 PM	#213
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, except that unbeknownst to all corn tortilla chips are really made from cow chips and not corn. The political kind are made from bull chips. I wish the chip dip wasn't sheep dip.

03-02-10, 07:33 AM	#214
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, the sheep dip is your new beer supplement. I wish beer was unpolluted by sheep dip.

03-02-10, 12:46 PM	#216
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted. However, preoccupied looking up and reading you fail to notice the booted foot heading towards your groin at high velocity... I wish the band played on.

03-02-10, 05:49 PM	#219
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you become a cat. I wish that the Badenweiler March was still amazingly popular.

03-02-10, 08:10 PM	#221
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, I'm currently crushing your wish. I wish Jimbuna would buy me a beer without dingo pee in it.

03-02-10, 08:17 PM	#222
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it now has Jimbuna pee in it. I wish I hadn't thought of that possibility.

03-02-10, 08:23 PM	#223
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but the popular image of beer + dingo pee is burned into your psyche for all time. I wish people would stop adding any type of pee to beer.

03-02-10, 08:33 PM	#224
Flopper Weps Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Asheville, NC, USA Posts: 356 Downloads: 107 Uploads: 0	Granted, but then the yeast pee is absent from all beer, hence all beer is now alcohol free. I wish it hadn't snowed here again today.

03-02-10, 08:34 PM	#225
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but is snowed the day before and it's going to snow tomorrow. I wish frenetic activity would cease.