Meet the crew. - Page 14

Jimbuna · 02-02-10, 04:51 PM

A truck driver is cruising along when he spots a little yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying. He brings the truck to a standstill, rolls down the window, and asks the little yellow man what's wrong.

"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry," sobs the little man.

"Well," says the trucker, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but that's as much as I can do." So he passes a sandwich to the little yellow man and drives off.

A bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man in the middle of the road, crying. So he comes to a halt, rolls down the window and a bit more impatiently - asks the little red man what the matter is.

"I'm red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls.

So the trucker says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as I can do." He hands a can of Coke down to the little red man and drives off.

A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road. Really annoyed now, he stops, rolls down the window and snaps, "Yes, you little blue poof, what planet are you from and what the f*ck do you want?"

And the little blue man answers, " Well Sir I think we will start with your driver's licence, ...".

Sgtmonkeynads · 02-02-10, 04:52 PM

I like my women like I like my creme-cheese...

easy to spread...

JackAubrey · 02-02-10, 04:55 PM

Jim, you made my Week!

What does a cheese alcoholic call for? Morbier!
As SH5 is about WW2, do you think we get the Chance to see one of those Edambusters?

Jimbuna · 02-02-10, 05:03 PM

Three mice are sat in a pub having a few pints and they're discussing which one is the hardest.
The first mouse says, "I'm the hardest. I go up to mousetraps, rip out the cheese and, as the bar comes down, I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the floor."
The second mouse replies, "You nonce! I get the rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it!"
The third mouse shrugs his shoulders, downs his pint and walks to the door.
"Where you going?" ask the other two.
"I'm off home to f*ck the cat!"

flag4 · 02-02-10, 05:06 PM

...i have just met the crew.

but would not like to meet them walking home at night.

where are the young lads of reality, pale faced, fresh from the factories of navy college, under trained and probably pooping themsleves with all the gossip from the front.

hope i am not being negative but they look like sadistic brutes to me. hey ho!

HundertzehnGustav · 02-02-10, 05:07 PM

well at least the sonar guy has radar skills, telling me the radar technology is "in"

Bubblehead1980 · 02-02-10, 05:12 PM

UBI needs to hire a naval historian specializing in u boats so they cant get it write and leave the arcade crap out.These special abilities and things are just stupid.

frau kaleun · 02-02-10, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flag4

where are the young lads of reality, pale faced, fresh from the factories of navy college, under trained and probably pooping themsleves with all the gossip from the front.

You'll be glad they're not aboard when it turns out the head doesn't work.

Platapus · 02-02-10, 05:15 PM

I am frankly concerned with all the typographical errors on the Ubi webpage. Kinda makes me wonder how important little details are in the game.

Would the cook really be a Petty Officer?

HundertzehnGustav · 02-02-10, 05:17 PM

of course! he can then Pet the officers...

Sgtmonkeynads · 02-02-10, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

I am frankly concerned with all the typographical errors on the Ubi web page. Kinda makes me wonder how important little details are in the game.

Would the cook really be a Petty Officer?

No joke, that's what I thought to. If a computer game company can't spell or mistypes numbers, what is the game gonna be like?
I still can't wait to fire that 88cm cannon !

HundertzehnGustav · 02-02-10, 05:23 PM

we will bust zeh Battleships!
one hit, they zink!

TH0R · 02-02-10, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sgtmonkeynads

No joke, that's what I thought to. If a computer game company can't spell or mistypes numbers, what is the game gonna be like?
I still can't wait to fire that 88cm cannon !

LOL I missed that typo. Seeing how it will have a green laser attached, it might just be 88cm.

Hell you could easily take on any BB, since Yamato had half of that caliber.

JackAubrey · 02-02-10, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sgtmonkeynads

I still can't wait to fire that 88cm cannon!

The Gunner will then use his special ability and makes the Boat go faster by the use of the recoil.

HundertzehnGustav · 02-02-10, 05:31 PM

? but then he will need to shoot the 88cm cannon at the conning tower?
and the impact of the 88cm shell should all but negate the recoil.

*scratches head*

any math-lovers out here?

02-02-10, 04:51 PM	#196
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A truck driver is cruising along when he spots a little yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying. He brings the truck to a standstill, rolls down the window, and asks the little yellow man what's wrong. "I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry," sobs the little man. "Well," says the trucker, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but that's as much as I can do." So he passes a sandwich to the little yellow man and drives off. A bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man in the middle of the road, crying. So he comes to a halt, rolls down the window and a bit more impatiently - asks the little red man what the matter is. "I'm red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls. So the trucker says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as I can do." He hands a can of Coke down to the little red man and drives off. A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road. Really annoyed now, he stops, rolls down the window and snaps, "Yes, you little blue poof, what planet are you from and what the fck do you want?" And the little blue man answers, " Well Sir I think we will start with your driver's licence, ...". __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.* Oh my God, not again!!

02-02-10, 04:52 PM	#197
Sgtmonkeynads Ships Secretary Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MilesCity Montana Posts: 583 Downloads: 614 Uploads: 0	I like my women like I like my creme-cheese... easy to spread... __________________ Just help someone.....it makes a difference

02-02-10, 04:55 PM	#198
JackAubrey Machinist's Mate Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 121 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Jim, you made my Week! What does a cheese alcoholic call for? Morbier! As SH5 is about WW2, do you think we get the Chance to see one of those Edambusters? __________________ regards, Aubrey -- -.-- / .... --- ...- . .-. -.-. .-. .- ..-. - / .. ... / ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / . . .-.. ...

02-02-10, 05:03 PM	#199
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Three mice are sat in a pub having a few pints and they're discussing which one is the hardest. The first mouse says, "I'm the hardest. I go up to mousetraps, rip out the cheese and, as the bar comes down, I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the floor." The second mouse replies, "You nonce! I get the rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it!" The third mouse shrugs his shoulders, downs his pint and walks to the door. "Where you going?" ask the other two. "I'm off home to fck the cat!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.* Oh my God, not again!!

02-02-10, 05:06 PM	#200
flag4 Watch Officer Join Date: May 2007 Location: as far away as possible Posts: 1,625 Downloads: 147 Uploads: 0	...i have just met the crew. but would not like to meet them walking home at night. where are the young lads of reality, pale faced, fresh from the factories of navy college, under trained and probably pooping themsleves with all the gossip from the front. hope i am not being negative but they look like sadistic brutes to me. hey ho! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ' We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.' Kurt Vonnegut

02-02-10, 05:07 PM	#201
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	well at least the sonar guy has radar skills, telling me the radar technology is "in" __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

02-02-10, 05:12 PM	#202
Bubblehead1980 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Florida USA Posts: 7,167 Downloads: 614 Uploads: 44	UBI needs to hire a naval historian specializing in u boats so they cant get it write and leave the arcade crap out.These special abilities and things are just stupid.

02-02-10, 05:15 PM	#204
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,408 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I am frankly concerned with all the typographical errors on the Ubi webpage. Kinda makes me wonder how important little details are in the game. Would the cook really be a Petty Officer? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-02-10, 05:17 PM	#205
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	of course! he can then Pet the officers... __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

02-02-10, 05:23 PM	#207
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	we will bust zeh Battleships! one hit, they zink! __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

02-02-10, 05:31 PM	#210
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	? but then he will need to shoot the 88cm cannon at the conning tower? and the impact of the 88cm shell should all but negate the recoil. scratches head any math-lovers out here? __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm