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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but you use your enhance internet connection to download much more than you have in the past, and your ISP enforce they're 'fair usage policy' and put a cap on you that is less than you originally had.
I wish cars could run on water instead of petrol. |
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Navy Seal
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Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast
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Granted, but you live in the desert, so your going nowhere!
I wish I could rule Australia! |
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Silent Hunter
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Granted, but the aussies would revolt against you, 'cause you've sunk all their ships.
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Silent Hunter
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Granted, but you sleep FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, contracting painful bed sores in the process.
I wish that I could be supreme ruler of the universe. |
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Fleet Admiral
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Granted, However it is the alternate universe that is no larger than a speck of dust that exists on the bottom of my shoe, that you rule.
I wish I had a pet tame Komodo Dragon. |
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Admiral
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Granted, but it dies after swimming with your tamed Sea Wasp, biting it and infecting it along the process, leaving you without any pets in the end.
I wish TarJak was my Australian pet.
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#202 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but don't forget he needs his bottle and a nappie change 4 times per day.
I wish Vegemite was the only food in Australia. |
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Grey Wolf
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Granted but after a month all the food would run out and everyone would start a riot.
I wish the PS3 never exsited and all their was was Wiis
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#204 |
Navy Seal
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Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast
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Granted, but then they release PS4 which makes Nintendo bring out a new console, but it crashes and burns, taking down Nintendo and redering the Wii unplayable. The X box 720 causes Microsoft to suffer a blue screen of death on wall street. Leaving only Sony and Apple to rule the world
I wish I had a high end computer that could run SH4 maxed out and have internet access. |
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The Old Man
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I wish I was getting a nice Christmas bonus.
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#207 |
Grey Wolf
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Granted, but then you'd end up hording all of your money and becoming quite akin to a Mr. Scrooge that we all know very well.
I wish I had an Aston Martin DBS. |
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#208 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, but you are catapulted out of the passenger's seat and over a cliff when Mr. Goldfinger shoots a bullet into the front of the car.
I wish that SubSim would become the modern Nazi.:hmm: |
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#209 |
The Old Man
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Granted but the people of subsim know about history and rise up against the evil. You end up tied to a stake with little ants bitting your privates.
I wish I had leather pants with holes where my butt cheeks go.
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#210 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, but as this is your normal Saturday night attire, nobody notices the difference.
I wish I could find that piece of paper with the phone number I need. |
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