Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 135

ubootcomrade · 08-10-08, 01:10 PM

Granted, he comes back right after im finished with crushing every dream raptor1 makes

I wish Raptor1 was killed in a tragic accident involving a hungry badger just before he made the 2000th post.

08-10-08, 01:50 PM

Granted, but he returns as a Super Flesh Eating Zombie Marmot driven to hunt down and disembowel Ubootcomrade while solving quantum physics equations on late night cable TV.

I wish that dream crush made some sort of sense.

Jimbuna · 08-10-08, 02:43 PM

Granted, but it was the 'non'sense sort.

I wish the pyramids were moddable.

Raptor1 · 08-10-08, 02:45 PM

Granted, but you can't change the maps

I wish the Pyramids weren't a myth

Mush Martin · 08-10-08, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Granted, but you can't change the maps

I wish the Pyramids weren't a myth

Granted but your total lack of belief in them as real
objects allowed you to walk halfway undereneath it
before they told you and 100million tons of stone
appeared on your shoulders.

Now that we have M theory to resolve the
differences between Special Relativity and Quantum
mechanic's. I wish I could invent the worlds first official
interdimensional Practicle joke.

(wait didnt I just do that)

08-10-08, 03:28 PM

Granted, but metaphorically your interdimensional practical joke is the equivalent of the old "burning bag of dog doo on the porch" gag. This results in an intergalactic stomping that wrecks the entire known universe and knocks all life-forms back into the primordial ooze.

I wish that eggs were all they're cracked up to be.

Raptor1 · 08-10-08, 04:39 PM

Granted, but only with the help of mauls

I wish I had a maul

ubootcomrade · 08-10-08, 06:20 PM

Granted, but my horrible spelling strikes again and you end up with a mole.

I wish I had thought up of a monty python style crush.

Raptor1 · 08-10-08, 06:38 PM

Granted, but you didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

I wish ubootcomrade would expect the Spanish Inquisition next time

08-10-08, 06:45 PM

Granted, although nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, he quickly learns that their chief weapon is Surprise. Surprise and Fear. That their two weapons are Surprise, Fear and Ruthless Efficiancy... And so on.

I wish I could insert some cool Monty Python graphic here.

TarJak · 08-10-08, 09:17 PM

Granted, but I beat you to it:

I wish Python were still making the Flying Circus.

08-10-08, 10:03 PM

Cool, however one must crush even good dreams...

Granted, too bad they're shot down in flames over Flanders by the then newly formed RAF. The wreckage lands next door in the Simpson's back yard causing Homer to say D'oh.

I wish that when all is said and done, more gets done than said.

rifleman13 · 08-11-08, 12:47 AM

Granted, no more chit-chatting! Get back to work! ***whip crack***

I wish it rained indestructable legal tender paper money today...

ubootcomrade · 08-11-08, 12:50 AM

Granted, but strong winds send the money my way where im waiting with a big net.

I wish that shell killed Hitler in 1918.

rifleman13 · 08-11-08, 12:58 AM

Granted, it leads to an alternate history that World War II in Europe will not happen, that means the Battle of the Atlantic will not happen, which means the u-boat will not exist, which means that there will be no Cold War subs, which means the realization of world peace, which mean Subsim.com will not be founded, which means another boring day in our lives.

I wish I had a indestructable 1"x1" USB flash drive that has totally unlimited free space...

08-10-08, 01:10 PM	#2011
ubootcomrade Planesman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 194 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Granted, he comes back right after im finished with crushing every dream raptor1 makes I wish Raptor1 was killed in a tragic accident involving a hungry badger just before he made the 2000th post. __________________ Oh dear, I appear to have defecated on your doorstep.

08-10-08, 02:43 PM	#2013
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,768 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but it was the 'non'sense sort. I wish the pyramids were moddable. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-10-08, 02:45 PM	#2014
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you can't change the maps I wish the Pyramids weren't a myth __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-10-08, 04:39 PM	#2017
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but only with the help of mauls I wish I had a maul __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-10-08, 06:20 PM	#2018
ubootcomrade Planesman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 194 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Granted, but my horrible spelling strikes again and you end up with a mole. I wish I had thought up of a monty python style crush. __________________ Oh dear, I appear to have defecated on your doorstep.

08-10-08, 01:50 PM	#2012
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but he returns as a Super Flesh Eating Zombie Marmot driven to hunt down and disembowel Ubootcomrade while solving quantum physics equations on late night cable TV. I wish that dream crush made some sort of sense.

08-10-08, 03:28 PM	#2016
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, but metaphorically your interdimensional practical joke is the equivalent of the old "burning bag of dog doo on the porch" gag. This results in an intergalactic stomping that wrecks the entire known universe and knocks all life-forms back into the primordial ooze. I wish that eggs were all they're cracked up to be.

08-10-08, 06:38 PM	#2019
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition! I wish ubootcomrade would expect the Spanish Inquisition next time __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-10-08, 06:45 PM	#2020
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, although nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, he quickly learns that their chief weapon is Surprise. Surprise and Fear. That their two weapons are Surprise, Fear and Ruthless Efficiancy... And so on. I wish I could insert some cool Monty Python graphic here.

08-10-08, 09:17 PM	#2021
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but I beat you to it: I wish Python were still making the Flying Circus.

08-10-08, 10:03 PM	#2022
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Cool, however one must crush even good dreams... Granted, too bad they're shot down in flames over Flanders by the then newly formed RAF. The wreckage lands next door in the Simpson's back yard causing Homer to say D'oh. I wish that when all is said and done, more gets done than said.

08-11-08, 12:47 AM	#2023
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, no more chit-chatting! Get back to work! *whip crack* I wish it rained indestructable legal tender paper money today...

08-11-08, 12:50 AM	#2024
ubootcomrade Planesman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 194 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Granted, but strong winds send the money my way where im waiting with a big net. I wish that shell killed Hitler in 1918. __________________ Oh dear, I appear to have defecated on your doorstep.

08-11-08, 12:58 AM	#2025
rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	Granted, it leads to an alternate history that World War II in Europe will not happen, that means the Battle of the Atlantic will not happen, which means the u-boat will not exist, which means that there will be no Cold War subs, which means the realization of world peace, which mean Subsim.com will not be founded, which means another boring day in our lives. I wish I had a indestructable 1"x1" USB flash drive that has totally unlimited free space...