Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[JALU3]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Granted, but since you don't really have any enemies your never ever use that power

I wish I could destroy my enemies by dropping 1,600-lbs bombs on them

Granted, but they were standing next to you when the bomb was dropped and you all die.

I wish for Pork Adobo with a side of steamed white rice.

[TarJak]

Granted, but as they live next door, your house is caught in the blast.

I wish I could and did.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it didn't help with anything

I wish I'd get the 3,000th post too

(Note that my wish in Post #1000 came true)

[TarJak]

Granted, but now you are very tired after posting so many times.

I wish that frying was as easy as flying.

[rifleman13]

Oh well... I'll get the 3000th post... somehow...

In the meanwhile, let's crush dreams!

Can't help this, three uncrushed dreams...

Originally Posted by JALU3

I wish for some Pancit Palabok with Lumpia Shanghai on the side.
I wish for Pork Adobo with a side of steamed white rice.

Granted, the bonus is it will be freshly made here in the Philippines, the downside: it will be spoiled when it arrives there!

Originally Posted by TarJak

I wish that frying was as easy as flying.

Granted! You attended classes on frying and you seem to grasp the concepts. You install a fryer on your aircraft. While flying, you decide to fry some food and now your plane is engulfed in flames

I wish someone could call in an airstrike on those singing karaoke next door.

[Kratos]

Granted


but frying and flying are two of the same thing


I wish i had new pc?

ps I wish i had pressed the enter key quicker than rifleman (lol)

[Raptor1]

Granted, the airstrike obliterates the entire block, the remains of their PC is sent to Kratos

I wish I knew if Hunter is still alive

Oh, congrats on 747 posts Kratos

[Jimbuna]

Granted, Hunter is still alive and as his name suggests....he is hunting you.

I wish air was sample free.

Granted, your lungs will never inhale another sample of free air.

I wish oranges were some other colour.

[rifleman13]

Granted! You are now color-blind and you see orange as moldy green...

I wish the silence wasn't as deafening as quietness...

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you're deaf anyway

I wish food grew on trees

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the ripening/picking season isn't till next June....you starve to death.

I wish nuclear physics was simple to understand.

Damn, missed crushing Raptor1's dream. Oh well:

Granted, nuclear physics is simple but you still can't get it through your head that people do not vote in electrons.

I wish that I could judge frivolous lawsuits.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, you can watch Judge Judy. Not that your judgements make any difference.


I wish I understood the general and special theories of relativity better.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it drives you mad and you are forced to live out the rest of your unnatural life in a "resting home"

I wish UnderseaLcpl will recover soon so I can crush more of his dreams