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08-06-08, 02:38 AM | #1861 |
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Granted, but you don't have an orchard because your skint.
I wish I knew why toast always landed on the floor butter side down.
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08-06-08, 06:15 AM | #1862 |
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Granted, but it causes you to waste 5 minutes of your life, which you will NEVER get back.
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08-06-08, 06:16 AM | #1863 |
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Granted, but now that you have a reason you have lost your last chance to escape
I wish the universe would be destroyed
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08-06-08, 06:22 AM | #1864 |
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Granted. It's destroyed. Nothing exists, and nobody ever really cared since it has been wished for so many times.
I wish that I could travel to any year I wanted to and then come right back without seriously changing history. |
08-06-08, 07:10 AM | #1865 |
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Granted, but those non serious changes you made have meant that you are now Robert Mugabe's father and everyone who lives in Zimbabwe wishes you had kept it in your pants.
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08-06-08, 07:15 AM | #1866 | |
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I wish the Brits would stop calling pants "knickers"
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08-06-08, 07:45 AM | #1867 |
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Granted, we now copy of you and call them panties.
I wish it would rain horizontally.
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08-06-08, 08:10 AM | #1868 | |
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I wish I thought cows 2.0, the chocolate ice cream mod. (see political thread) http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=140366
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08-06-08, 08:12 AM | #1869 | |
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Granted, you are lying down. I wish loitering was punishable by fun darn, niki beat me
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08-06-08, 08:32 AM | #1870 |
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Granted. If by "fun" you mean a 3 year prison sentence with some mentally challenged black man in your cell who is nicknamed "Apey", then yeah, it will be fun.
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08-06-08, 08:39 AM | #1871 |
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A double wish!!!!
Thread broken.... Eject! Eject! Eject! Thank you for using the Buna Ejection system, please light fuse now.
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08-06-08, 08:41 AM | #1872 |
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A double wish!!!!
Thread broken.... Eject! Eject! Eject! Thank you for using the Buna Ejection system, please light fuse now.
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08-06-08, 08:44 AM | #1873 |
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Granted. You eject successfully, but your parachute doesn't open.
I wish that "kaniggits" was a word. |
08-06-08, 08:44 AM | #1874 |
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okay somebody needs to call maintence
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08-06-08, 08:45 AM | #1875 |
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By the power of Raptor1, Lord of the Thread, I erase the above wishes except for the last one
Granted, but it means "One who eats pizza" I wish this is okay
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