The Bilge

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

haha....forgot all about Socko..

He hides in your sock drawer... Sockoflage.

Keep a close eye on the tools. We don't need any sockotage.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

We usually let Armistead fart us out of port.
Do you really want to put on the big sailor pants and pull THAT finger?

Only if I can wear a standard issue gas-mask.

[Aktungbby]

ARMISTEAD:....forgot all about Socko.

. And just so the Sockorat is clear on his duties...and how high he can and should go! http://www.avclub.com/article/nixon-gets-socked-in-ilaugh-inis-most-famous-and-i-84881 Make sure NO ONE forgets

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

. And just so the Sockorat is clear on his duties...and how high he can and should go! http://www.avclub.com/article/nixon-gets-socked-in-ilaugh-inis-most-famous-and-i-84881 Make sure NO ONE forgets

Good old Sock it to me Tricky Dicky. Successfully got the milhouse away using a Ford.

Not the same Socko unfortunately. Socko doesn't have that much ambition, He's content causing problems where there should be none. Sort of the submarine version of a gremlin with a really nasty disposition.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Yes Sar!

Crew has been transported to new ship Sir..
Gear and crew secured.
Torpedoes being loaded Sir
Repairs complete Sir.

Sir, we're bringing Donna, we've cut her hair and with her hairy legs and chest, I think she'll pass as a mess boy Sir...

Bringing Wern's remains for burial at sea...Sir.

I suggest we test the guns, Sir?

We're scheduled for our shakedown cruise tomorrow Sir.

and

Really?

Doesn't look it. Oh wait, Donna got a whiff of your fog horn vapors.

Take us down and wash that puke off the decks.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Not the same Socko unfortunately. Socko doesn't have that much ambition, He's content causing problems where there should be none. Sort of the submarine version of a gremlin with a really nasty disposition.

Socko eh? Brings back a few distant memories from the zoo.

[Wolferz]

Oh Cod!
There he is!

I want hourly checks on the escape trunk and the life raft.
None of us wants to get Tambor198'ed. That's like getting Munsoned, minus the ball return.

[Jimbuna]

I saw what you did

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I saw what you did

Your word against mine.
I'd better call Saul.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I saw what you did

If he did something, deleted it, but you saw it....isn't it still a bannable offense at your discretion? I know..some may see it as petty, but you know how these things start. I'm sure many would stand by you if you felt the need to take action...

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Armistead

If he did something, deleted it, but you saw it....isn't it still a bannable offense at your discretion? I know..some may see it as petty, but you know how these things start. I'm sure many would stand by you if you felt the need to take action...

"The hand that held the dagger.... er pugio if yer in yer still in yer toga!
A little filthy lucre for ya! 'cui bono' BBY

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

If he did something, deleted it, but you saw it....isn't it still a bannable offense at your discretion? I know..some may see it as petty, but you know how these things start. I'm sure many would stand by you if you felt the need to take action...

In my defense, I don't delete anything! I edit.

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

"The hand that held the dagger.... er pugio if yer in yer still in yer toga!
A little filthy lucre for ya! 'cui bono' BBY

So, ya wanna use a Mickey Mouse shiv on me, eh?

Thirty pieces of silver is hardly a bargain. Considering Socko has my back.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Your word against mine.
I'd better call Saul.

LOL

Originally Posted by Armistead

If he did something, deleted it, but you saw it....isn't it still a bannable offense at your discretion? I know..some may see it as petty, but you know how these things start. I'm sure many would stand by you if you felt the need to take action...

I love it, you never miss a trick or an opportunity

Bet you wish you were as quick in the who? What? Where? thread

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

LOL



I love it, you never miss a trick or an opportunity

Bet you wish you were as quick in the who? What? Where? thread

Trick this...



I have a cease and desist order in the amount of $118.14.

[Wolferz]

SS 118.14, Commander Wolferz- commanding...

{lefty

{LEFT}
First officer: Lt Cmdr Armistead.
He's the best we could do on short notice.