Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Randomizer

Granted, by plugging Raptor1's linear sequence into a quantum algorithem, it is sadly determined that he will continue to be around for some time to come. On the other hand, it is also proven with geometric logic that not only is he totally bent, his future wishes will also make no sense but may result in the end of the universe at some point.

I wish I knew what a quantum algorithem actually is.

Granted, it is a mispelling of "Quantum Algorithm"

I wish hamsters would dance for my amusement.

[Tango589]

Granted, but as it turns out that dancing hamsters are really not that amusing, you turn them into dinner, which then strikes you down with raging gut-rot.

I wish UnderseaLcpl would not have enough loo paper to cope with his gut-rot.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you stole it and now he seeks vengeance

I wish people will learn binary (Or at least how to use an online Binary translator)

Granted, but since becomes well known, it quickly turns into a media-driven spectator sport. Nauseating reality shows, where contestants compete at binary translations come to dominate network TV and the airwaves are flooded with a new crop of D-list celebrity translators.

I wish I owned the Internet.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the internet has since also been turned into a media-based society obsessed with Binary translations, it takes you years of your life and your health to transform it to what it once was

I wish our ground troops would capture Antwerp, today

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

I wish our ground troops would capture Antwerp, today

Granted but with our luck they would capture Jim Antwerp instead of John Antwerp and both then we would be in trouble.

I wish I could sleep better at night.

[JHuschke]

Granted, you sleep better at night and you arent as good staying awake in the day.



I wish I knew all languages in the world.

[rifleman13]

Granted, but people will dismiss you as a fancy know-it-all!

I wish for a longer range, functioning M-388 Davy Crockett bolted on my jeep.

[Raptor1]

Granted, now the range goes up to 4.5km and you are still irradiated by the fallout when the thing goes off

I wish those phone and website spammers would die in a brutal and horrible way

[TarJak]

Granted, their deaths however are linked to you and the police are on their way to pick you up for murder.

I wish chips didn't go so well with fish.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Granted, you live in America where potato crisps do not got well with fish. Additionally, you are picked up by immigration authorities and deported back to England where fish and chips are a staple. Enjoy.

I wish someone would make a soda called "Crush Depth"

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it tastes horrible and it's too-aggressive marketing campaign targeting subsimmers makes it run out of business

I wish I could warp reality

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it is warped to the same ridicolous level as that of your mind and the two are never able to concur.......you go mad/insane.

I wish this bitch sitting opposite me at work would go on a diet.

Granted, she is now on the new blue cheese, bacon fat and garlic diet, but only at work.

I wish Darwinian selection was enforced on the terminally stupid. (Have got someone in particular in mind; nobody around here though)

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Randomizer

Granted, she is now on the new blue cheese, bacon fat and garlic diet, but only at work.

I wish Darwinian selection was enforced on the terminally stupid. (Have got someone in particular in mind; nobody around here though)

Granted, but this see the terminally stupid evolving and becoming the dominant race on earth, leading to it's destruction when they get into government and spill their coffee over the big red nuke button.

I wish it really would rain cats and dogs.