The Bilge - Page 110

Aktungbby · 08-24-16, 09:53 PM

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ARMIBBY's's been nippin' his own moonshine again!

Guys who drink stuff from canning jars are always suspect!

Armistead · 08-24-16, 10:23 PM

Men, Aktung....The light bulb just wenter off agin! When I was a kid they had these balsa wood aeroplanes... you put a few pieces together, a prop and a rubber band stretched out attacked to the rear, spinned it around 100 times and let her rip....We can attach some...wood frame to Aktungs back, some cloth wings, tie a prop to his head and some tire inner tube for a rubber band...we will hold the prop while Akcy boy spins in circles...then he can bend over holding the prop....Since we've pointed aft, Aktung, on my call, with proper timing of a coming ship I will say GO, in which Aktung will run down the deck, letting go of the prop at the proper moment and take off and hopefully make it there flying quickly with the anchor chain tied to his foot...

Aktungbby · 08-24-16, 10:41 PM

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Men, Aktung....The light bulb just wenter off agin!

A helping of Tango's undercooked bilge baked beans with hominy grits and bacon fat gravy might facilitate this process considerably

, fueling me to better thrust/inertia propulsion!

Eichhörnchen · 08-25-16, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

tie a prop to his head and some tire inner tube for a rubber band...

Tie one to each corner and he'd be a drone

However, 1 rusty bike = just 2 inner tubes

Aktungbby · 08-25-16, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

tie a prop to his head and some tire inner tube for a rubber band...we will hold the prop while Akcy boy spins in circles...then he can bend over holding the prop....

Methinks at 240 lbs (inertia) we'll need a bigger prop:

I'll 'noodle the problem more whilst wearing my 'skullcap'

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Originally Posted by ArmiBBY

Hard being the only genius amongst ..amongst, is that a word...among, amongst...amongstsis.. a bunch of idiots! Ready yourself Aktung....

Well....since U insist

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Armistead · 08-25-16, 02:49 PM

The added bilge stew for a lil extra thrust at take off is a great idea.....good thinking men....that anchor chain is heavy as is...... 3 extra servings for Aktung for supper.....and i think some ritual in case this turns out to be a kamikaze mission...and once last visit aft is in order as well...

Wolferz · 08-25-16, 04:01 PM

Tango,
Are you up to blessing this experiment?

I Think Aktung would be more accommodating if you shoved a rudder where the sun don't shine and you rig him with sails.

Aktungbby · 08-25-16, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

3 extra servings for Aktung for supper....and once last visit aft is in order as well.

OH good extra servings: enough left over for the return trip!

But lets leave my delicate afterburner out of it I'll need that for the return trip!

Armistead · 08-25-16, 06:08 PM

[QUOTE=Wolferz;2429492]Tango,
Are you up to blessing this experiment?

I Think Aktung would be more accommodating if you shoved a rudder where the sun don't shine and you rig him with sails.

[/QUOTE

You are a genius! I get it, cover all our bases, if he can't fly all the way, he can sail and stir with just a butt wiggle........oh, which way does the old Miss flow...see we're pointed west, our aft is sort of east....and we're in a river bend here, confusing things...but it river flows north, can he sail against the flow......I think we need to use the TDC on this one and time when to shoot him......not sure we can determine his speed tho, not knowing if he's flying or sailing.

Someone get the camera ready too!

Aktungbby · 08-26-16, 12:16 AM

Hey wait a sec! don't we have a fire extinguisher? It would save tango time in the kitchen!

Tango589 · 08-26-16, 05:48 AM

Another thought, why don't we carry out a shore raid, grab ourselves some old inner tubes, powerful length of knicker elastic, old rubber bands and anything else stretchy. Then we rig up a catapult and ping Aktung straight at the nearest passing ship with a suitable length of anchor chain and he can hook us up that way.

Blessings be upon you my son.

Aktungbby · 08-26-16, 08:02 AM

I prefer a trebuchet Just make sure U've done yer homework!

An old Mongol TricK-biological warfare 101:

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In 1345-6, while laying siege to the city of Kaffa, the Mongol army became infected with the Black Death. Gabriele de’ Mussi tells us what happened next:
“Whereupon the Tartars (Mongols), worn out by this pestilential disease, and falling on all sides as if thunderstruck, and seeing that they were perishing hopelessly, ordered the corpses to be placed upon their engines and thrown into the city of Kaffa. Accordingly were the bodies of the dead hurled over the walls, so that the Christians were not able to hide or protect themselves from this danger, although they carried away as many as possible and threw them into the sea.”

http://virtualtrebuchet.com/#documentation_ExplanationOfSimulation

Armistead · 08-26-16, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Hey wait a sec! don't we have a fire extinguisher? It would save tango time in the kitchen!

That fire extinguisher isn't gonna do what the bilge stew will do....

Armistead · 08-26-16, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Another thought, why don't we carry out a shore raid, grab ourselves some old inner tubes, powerful length of knicker elastic, old rubber bands and anything else stretchy. Then we rig up a catapult and ping Aktung straight at the nearest passing ship with a suitable length of anchor chain and he can hook us up that way.

Blessings be upon you my son.

Because we are men and sailors in the navy and that would be illegal to raid our own nation....and boy, do you know what these country river people in Mississippi do to people that even walk on their property uninvited, much less steal from them...Now, I have no problem at all adding a catapult to the mix, just another thing to assure he makes it...but why not some of the bilge's spaghetti noodles.....same thing.. Still thinking somehow we can get the deck gun involved.

Wolferz · 08-27-16, 12:31 PM

Get down to the machine shop to fashion a harpoon for the deck gun and a good length of rope lashed upon it should be sufficient for achieving the velocity needed for flight....

He did well until gravity and inertia forced him into that sandbar

Captain Hindsight was looking at the butt of the problem and suggested one of Eich's monkies should have been used for the first test.

08-24-16, 09:53 PM	#1636
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,031 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	^ARMIBBY's's been nippin' his own moonshine again!Guys who drink stuff from canning jars are always suspect! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 08-24-16 at 10:10 PM.

08-24-16, 10:23 PM	#1637
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Men, Aktung....The light bulb just wenter off agin! When I was a kid they had these balsa wood aeroplanes... you put a few pieces together, a prop and a rubber band stretched out attacked to the rear, spinned it around 100 times and let her rip....We can attach some...wood frame to Aktungs back, some cloth wings, tie a prop to his head and some tire inner tube for a rubber band...we will hold the prop while Akcy boy spins in circles...then he can bend over holding the prop....Since we've pointed aft, Aktung, on my call, with proper timing of a coming ship I will say GO, in which Aktung will run down the deck, letting go of the prop at the proper moment and take off and hopefully make it there flying quickly with the anchor chain tied to his foot... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

08-25-16, 02:49 PM	#1641
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	The added bilge stew for a lil extra thrust at take off is a great idea.....good thinking men....that anchor chain is heavy as is...... 3 extra servings for Aktung for supper.....and i think some ritual in case this turns out to be a kamikaze mission...and once last visit aft is in order as well... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 08-25-16 at 03:25 PM.

08-25-16, 04:01 PM	#1642
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	:new: Tango, Are you up to blessing this experiment? I Think Aktung would be more accommodating if you shoved a rudder where the sun don't shine and you rig him with sails. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

08-25-16, 06:08 PM	#1644
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	[QUOTE=Wolferz;2429492]Tango, Are you up to blessing this experiment? I Think Aktung would be more accommodating if you shoved a rudder where the sun don't shine and you rig him with sails. [/QUOTE You are a genius! I get it, cover all our bases, if he can't fly all the way, he can sail and stir with just a butt wiggle........oh, which way does the old Miss flow...see we're pointed west, our aft is sort of east....and we're in a river bend here, confusing things...but it river flows north, can he sail against the flow......I think we need to use the TDC on this one and time when to shoot him......not sure we can determine his speed tho, not knowing if he's flying or sailing. Someone get the camera ready too! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

08-26-16, 12:16 AM	#1645
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,031 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Hey wait a sec! don't we have a fire extinguisher? It would save tango time in the kitchen! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

08-26-16, 05:48 AM	#1646
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Another thought, why don't we carry out a shore raid, grab ourselves some old inner tubes, powerful length of knicker elastic, old rubber bands and anything else stretchy. Then we rig up a catapult and ping Aktung straight at the nearest passing ship with a suitable length of anchor chain and he can hook us up that way. Blessings be upon you my son. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

08-27-16, 12:31 PM	#1650
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Get down to the machine shop to fashion a harpoon for the deck gun and a good length of rope lashed upon it should be sufficient for achieving the velocity needed for flight.... He did well until gravity and inertia forced him into that sandbar Captain Hindsight was looking at the butt of the problem and suggested one of Eich's monkies should have been used for the first test. __________________ Tomorrow never comes