Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it's packed down instead.

I wish liquid metals were solid.

Granted, But now all of the mercury you have consumed over the years solidifies in your brain causing severe damage and you dump your car into the Cola seas since you are now incapable of driving. The Cola Conglomerate is hunting you to the death with Spider Pigs because you polluted the cola supply.

I wish electricity was free.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I wish liquid metals were solid.

Granted but with if the metal were mercury it would be pretty frickin cold (-37 degrees) outside

I wish that I could have ice cream on my diet.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Randomizer

I wish electricity was free.

Granted but then the power companies would start charging for extension cords

I wish my cat were better friends with my dog.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but all the resources making ice cream were diverted to create free energy, which isn't really free at all, because you have to sell your soul to Platapus' Cat & Dog Co. to use it

I wish souls tasted less like sewage and more like Cola

Platapus wrote:

I wish my cat were better friends with my dog.

Due to a glitch in the Space Time Continuum, Platapus' dream was at risk of not being crushed. Therefore:

Granted, but they have moved beyond friends and into the lover stage. This gross's out all of your friends and family and you are driven out of your social circle to spend the rest of your life alone, watching your Cat and Dog perform unnatureal acts.

An opportunity still exists at the time of writing to crush Raptor1's latest dream. You know, the one about souls tasing like sewage or something...

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by Randomizer

Due to a glitch in the Space Time Continuum, Platapus' dream was at risk of not being crushed. Therefore:

Granted, but only soul-flavoured ice cream served at 38 degrees C.

An opportunity is available at the time of writing to crush Raptor1's latest dream.

I did crush his dream (By ceasing all Ice Cream production), a dream cannot be crushed twice!...well maybe...but not more!

EDIT: I did crush Platapus' 2nd dream, by making his now friendly Cat and Dog be in charge of the soul-gulping 'free' energy corporation

Fine... Be like that... Crushing two dreams with one crush might mean insufficient crushing of either one. However so be it the thing has been done. Cancel my crush of Platapus' dog and cat dream. Insert:

I wish souls tasted less like sewage and more like Cola

Granted, all souls but yours now taste like cola. But, yours still tastes like sewage and demons love the flavour of sewage.

I wish the streets were paved with gold.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now nobody can afford to walk on them.

I wish I owned all the known gold rederves on planet Earth.

[Task Force]

Granted the streets are now made of gold. But they get bent easly because gold is a weak metal...

I wish there would never be anouther subsim fire.

[Raptor1]

Jimbuna - Granted, but since there is no such thing as rederves you'll have to settle for all the Gold reserves

Task Force - Granted, there is a great Subsim meltdown instead

There, 2 crushes, happy?

I wish this is enough

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Jimbuna - Granted, but since there is no such thing as rederves you'll have to settle for all the Gold reserves

Task Force - Granted, there is a great Subsim meltdown instead

There, 2 crushes, happy?

I wish this is enough

LOL :rotfl:

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Jimbuna - Granted, but since there is no such thing as rederves you'll have to settle for all the Gold reserves

Task Force - Granted, there is a great Subsim meltdown instead

There, 2 crushes, happy?

I wish this is enough

Granted, but there will never be enough to satisfy Raptor1. His ability to crush dreams become increasingly diluted as he stretches his talents ever thinner trying to crush multiple dreams. Eventually his skills fade away; he is ignored and dies a pathetic shadow remembered only as a has-been who was once a dream-crushing powerhouse.

I wish the Cat would quit shedding her fur in the linen closet.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Randomizer

I wish the Cat would quit shedding her fur in the linen closet.

Granted, but then the cat would start shedding in the kitchen... on your food.

I wish tootsie pops had the tootsie on the outside.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Platapus

Granted, but then the cat would start shedding in the kitchen... on your food.

I wish tootsie pops had the tootsie on the outside.

Granted, they're now all tootsie rolls.

I wish the man wouldn't keep people down.