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Granted, but then the meek inherited the earth.
I wish it motorcycle riding weather. |
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Granted, it is golden motercycle riding weather everywhere except for a 100 nautical mile circle around wherever you happen to be.
I wish they would hurry up and arrest the usual suspects. |
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Granted, but they all make sworn statements dropping you right in it and your soon the most wanted man in the asylum.
I wish you to enjoy the sessions in the shower. |
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Granted... tuba lessons
I wish you could tune a fish.
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Granted, your fish is now heard in the key of F# and gets eaten by a cloth eared shark.
I wish fore more gears and levers. |
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Granted, you get 100 of em, for you to pull. FOR ALL ETURNITY!
I wish life was not so much like a box of chocolates...
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granted, life is now more like pizza
I wish I had a pizza for dinner right now.. yum!
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Granted, your pepperoni, mushroom and dog pizza is at the door.
I wish the Cats of Peace would slay the Dogs of War. |
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Granted... but now there the Cats of War.
![]() I wish the liberation of the dogs of war happend soon...
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Granted, the Wolves of despair eat the dogs of war and have the cats of peace and war for supper.
I wish flangrancy was a punishable offence. |
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Granted. However sometimes the wish-masters are pretty anal about spelling and since a flan is a tart-like pastry and grancy makes no sense this has horrible effects on your dream. As punishment you find yourself packed into a flan and tossed to the Wolves of Despair for whom you make a fine dessert.
I wish for the Elephants of Elation to stomp the Wolves of Despair into wolf-flans. |
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Granted, but the wolf-flans still contain teeth and you bite your own tongue off.
I wish it wasn't snowing in Manchester today. |
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Granted, its snowing in Manchester this week and you get to patrol the pitch at Old Trafford for the duration in your underwear.
I wish was wearing his thermals. |
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Granted, you and him are wearing them together at the same time. Shudder...
I wish the hegemon would stop by and trim my hedges. |
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Granted. He trims your hedgefunds, and invests everything in a mall venture hours before it goes to chapter 11.
I wish I had a faster computer. |
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