The Bilge

[fireftr18]

Originally Posted by Armistead

As I recall besides the core from, the Ubirats, you were one of the first Bilge Rats....With that comes respect few here have. I hereby promote you to be Wolferz's personal head cleaner...Tonight we're having the famous Bilge stew...weenies, pinto beans, pickles, oysters, whipped cream, canned corn, all blended and stewed with the secret flavoring added....few pair of dirty underwear, all boiled to a tasty blend....... Wolferz longs a long sit followed by a good cleaning......

Too late Armistead. I already have another newby cleaning the bilge's head. Even though he's been absent, he still has enough seniority that he shouldn't have to clean up after Wolferz.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Too late Armistead. I already have another newby cleaning the bilge's head. Even though he's been absent, he still has enough seniority that he shouldn't have to clean up after Wolferz.

First of all, there is no Bilge head, there's Wolferz's head and then there's the galley sink with oversize drain pipes and 5 gal buckets in the aft. Whatever idiot drilling a hole through the hull and called it a weenie hole will soon be found. The fact that we haven't dived in 3 years doesn't matter, we must maintain combat readiness!

[Catfish]

I've been stumbling aroud here since years and never found any assignment, however it's very cosy in the commander's space, and the mess.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Too late Armistead. I already have another newby cleaning the bilge's head. Even though he's been absent, he still has enough seniority that he shouldn't have to clean up after Wolferz.

No one should have to clean up after Wolferz!

[Eichhörnchen]

Originally Posted by Catfish

I've been stumbling aroud here since years and never found any assignment, however it's very cosy in the commander's space, and the mess.

Try the linen cupboard too... nobody ever goes in there

[fireftr18]

Catfish, you've been a member long enough that you're past getting one of my special assignments. That's okay, the commander's space looks good on you.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Armistead

The fact that we haven't dived in 3 years doesn't matter, we must maintain combat readiness!

Combat readiness? The last time I checked we were run aground somewhere in the Mississippi (spelling?) and the only thing we were in danger of being attacked by is seagulls when Aktunbby flew his undies from the periscope liie a warning flag.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Combat readiness? The last time I checked we were run aground somewhere in the Mississippi (spelling?) and the only thing we were in danger of being attacked by is seagulls when Aktunbby flew his undies from the periscope liie a warning flag.

Yes, we're still stuck on a sandbar and yes seagulls use to be a problem, but whadda you think you been eat'n the last 3 months..

[Wolferz]

If I'm needed, I'll be up on deck nude sunbathing. At least until somebody gets off their lazy and cleans the head.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Combat readiness? The last time I checked we were run aground somewhere in the Mississippi (spelling?) and the only thing we were in danger of being attacked by is seagulls when Aktunbby flew his undies from the periscope liie a warning flag.

Had to be mine! I'm the only one who wears underwear in the bilge! <oops now we know why our decoder doesn't work!

[Wolferz]

Very revealing, Aktung.....
Not well endowed!

I've seen lesbians with bigger fingers.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

If I'm needed, I'll be up on deck nude sunbathing. At least until somebody gets off their lazy and cleans the head.

new tactic to keep the gulls terrified and away from pooping on the sub....?

While stuck here on the Mississippi, we're gonna give sub tours to those passing by on boats for a buck each, not sure how we'll explain you laying there nude..

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

new tactic to keep the gulls terrified and away from pooping on the sub....?

While stuck here on the Mississippi, we're gonna give sub tours to those passing by on boats for a buck each, not sure how we'll explain you laying there nude..

Seagull scarecrow or gator bait.

Any other information is
CLASSIFIED

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Armistead

not sure how we'll explain you laying there nude..

Why that's our schnorkel of course!

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

If I'm needed, I'll be up on deck nude sunbathing. At least until somebody gets off their lazy and cleans the head.

I'll be up on deck pointing and laughing