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Granted, that includes people who terrorize this thread, so you are extinct too
I wish T-H-E-M weren't coming
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Granted, they aren't, but someone else much worse is.
I wish for less flatulence in the world. |
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Chief of the Boat
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Granted, curries are banned worldwide.
I wish my carry out would arrive soon.
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Silent Hunter
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Granted, but then it is taken back since it is not delivery, and you must go pick it up.
I wish Jimbuna would stop crushing my dreams and give someone else a chance.
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Granted, somebody else gets to crush your dream. Unfortunately for you that someone is me, causing the universe to explode for no adequately explained reason.
I wish the roast on the barbeque was done. |
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I wish I had a backscratcher long enough to reach that itchy spot in the middle of my back.
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#1492 |
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Granted, but that backscratcher given to you is a 2x4 with poisonous barbed wire strewn around it.
I wish my SH3 Kaleun could get past 1940... |
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#1493 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted, on Janueary 1 1941 he dies whilst attempting to blow tanks directly beneath a British TF with several cruisers, BB's and DD's.
I wish I had a curry for lunch instead of steamed vegetables. |
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Silent Hunter
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Granted, but they're both loathsome.
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Granted, it has the power to annihilate the world, with or without your permission
I wish I had a magical machine-gun
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Silent Hunter
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Granted, but you're banned for using an aimbot on a VAC protected server.
I wish that my raccoon's name would be Squiggles and he could shoot pixie dust out his ass. |
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Rear Admiral
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Granted but you accidently get accidently behind said racoon and the rest is history.
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XO
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Granted, life had a time compression..however you used it as you used it in SH3..you went to 1400X and ran into an 18 wheel truck.As you know time compression can go backwards!
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Rear Admiral
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Granted you to get together, But then you see anouther Girl you would like. But your stuck with her FOR LIFE.
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Fleet Admiral
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Granted, but you will have to build it yourself because Ferreri doesn't exist as a company and when you launch your car, Ferrari sues you for breach of trademark.
I wish I could say "Theophilus Thistler the thistle sifter, in sifting a sieveful of unsifted thistles thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb", six times very quickly without making a mistake. |
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