How to become a better gunfighter

Wolfehunter · 12-01-08, 11:24 AM

:rotfl:Lol very good!

AVGWarhawk · 12-01-08, 03:04 PM

I had to send that one to my pop.

FIREWALL · 12-01-08, 03:40 PM

Thx for the chuckle mates

it brightened my day.

Sailor Steve · 12-01-08, 05:21 PM

:rotfl:
Good one!

bookworm_020 · 12-01-08, 05:58 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

But I don't know how my wife would take the second joke!:hmm: me

Jimbuna · 12-02-08, 06:34 AM

Two cowboys were talking and one asked the other, "what is your favourite sex position?"

"I don't know," said the other, "what's yours?"

"I like the Rodeo position," said the first guy.

"What's that?" asked the second cowboy.

"Well," says the first guy, "you get your girlfriend on all fours and mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts in your hands, then you say, 'Wow, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you just try to hang on for 8 seconds."

Hylander_1314 · 12-02-08, 09:33 AM

These are all good ones! Thanks guys, I needed a laugh!

12-01-08, 11:24 AM	#1
Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	:rotfl:Lol very good! __________________

12-01-08, 03:04 PM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,286 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I had to send that one to my pop. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-01-08, 03:40 PM	#3
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Thx for the chuckle mates it brightened my day. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

12-01-08, 05:21 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: Good one! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-01-08, 05:58 PM	#5
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: But I don't know how my wife would take the second joke!:hmm: me __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

12-02-08, 06:34 AM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,788 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Two cowboys were talking and one asked the other, "what is your favourite sex position?" "I don't know," said the other, "what's yours?" "I like the Rodeo position," said the first guy. "What's that?" asked the second cowboy. "Well," says the first guy, "you get your girlfriend on all fours and mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts in your hands, then you say, 'Wow, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you just try to hang on for 8 seconds." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-02-08, 09:33 AM	#7
Hylander_1314 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2006 Location: 5 Miles Inland West Of Lake Huron Posts: 1,936 Downloads: 139 Uploads: 0	These are all good ones! Thanks guys, I needed a laugh! __________________ A legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law. -John Marshall Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ---------------------