Not from The Onion, I swear

[Platapus]

[QUOTE=Tchocky]

Watch in amazement as John McCain condemns Russia for having the temerity to cross an international boundary — “in the 21st century, nations don’t invade other nations.”

That reminds me of back when I was a kid. My brother and I used to fight each other a lot. My mother, using mother-specific logic, would cuff me upside the head and say "Don't hit your brother! We don't hit in this family?"

Mother logic ya gotta love it.