The Bloody F word

[kiwi_2005]

There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:

10. What the f**k do you mean we're sinking? -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

9. What the f**k was that? -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

8. Where did all these f**king indians come from? -- Custer, 1877

7. Any f**king idiot could understand that. -- Einstein, 1938

6. It does so f**king look like her! -- Picasso, 1926

5. How the f**k did you work that out? -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

4. You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling? -- Michelangelo, 1566

3. Scattered f**king showers, my arse! -- Noah, 4314 BC

2 Aw c'mon. Who the f**k is going to find out? -- Bill Clinton, 1999

1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f**king mad. -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

[Morts]

:rotfl: :rotfl: That was a ********** great laugh:rotfl:

[Tchocky]

I'd say SubSim is one of the very very few language-filtering websites.

[Fincuan]

Add Ubi forums to that last. Especially on the IL2 forum it's hilarious when a discussion on topics such as propeller pitch(you can coarsen the pitch) or WW2 Luftwaffe aces(Hans Joachim Marseille) gets censored

[JHuschke]

Hmm..stupid. 'Gay' is also a foul word no matter what way it is used on the gamespot.com forums. Any cuss word, probably even near the word crap would be a violation of the TOA, and people report it as an abuse to the admin on purpose and say it was wrong..when they know it wasn't!

[Onkel Neal]

Originally Posted by Mikhayl

Btw, why is that "F word" banned pretty much everywhere on the net ? It sounds strange to me, on a regular basis I see some "fecking", "frikkin" (I guess it's based on it ?) and so on, but there's no way you can say f-u-ck. I noticed sh-i-t is also banned (on subsim at least) but you say "crap" as much as you want, among other foul language. How come ?

I guess that's my fault. I was raised to consider some words offensive, and people who used them in casual conversation were...hmmm.... well, not very resourceful. Sort of like people who insist on picking their nose and eating the results.

[Task Force]

On the Ship Simulator fourms (dont laught at me) I got in trouble for putting the word Crap in a post.:rotfl:

[UnderseaLcpl]

I am ashamed to say that many times this word constitutes a preponderance of my vocabulary. Amazing how many times it can be used in one sentence isn't it?

[FIREWALL]

Any of you watched South Park at 11:30 pm ?

The F- word is about the only one not used. :rotfl:

[Task Force]

Just walk down the halls of the schools around here. You hear The *******,b****,d**,a**,ect words all the time. These kids have worse mouths than some of you adults

[Stealth Hunter]

Meh, they're just words in my opinion. I don't care if you swear or not. Hell, if you said balderdash, fiddlesticks, or humbug at one time, you were cursing.

Reminds me of South Park on cursing.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

Meh, they're just words in my opinion. I don't care if you swear or not. Hell, if you said balderdash, fiddlesticks, or humbug at one time, you were cursing.

Reminds me of South Park on cursing.

Looks like someone needs a V-chip!

[Stealth Hunter]

BALDERDASH!

[FIREWALL]

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Any of you watched South Park at 11:30 pm ?

The F- word is about the only one not used. :rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

You have to admit, South Park can be pretty funny... especially the 300 parody one (with Les Bos).