These two guys drive me nuts

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Monica Lewinsky

Sailor Steve made me goof this up by thinking that the Professor from Gilligan's Island could make a nuclear device from a coconut and made me give a bad link. My bad - blame him.

:rotfl:

Blaming someone else is very high on the time-honored traditions list of things to do in a bad situation. I'm glad to give you somewhere else to point the finger than at your poor cats.:p

Speaking of which, here is a favorite quote from that quarter: "You own a dog. You only room with a cat."

[Monica Lewinsky]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"You own a dog. You only room with a cat."

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/funny_cats.wmv

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/funny-cats-2.wmv

[1480]

ML, I got the same problem but it's not cats: 2 dogs, one is 14 and not doing so hot lately. 1 three toed box turtle that begs like a dog for food. 1 yellow watchman goby along with dozens of inverts that all stop doing what they are doing when I pass in front of the tank. They all have one thing in common: me, the sap that was convinced to get all of them!

Have you been teaching the tan one about insurance fraud, or con games? (in re to the laying out in the driveway in front of the truck) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Monica Lewinsky]

Originally Posted by 1480

ML,Have you been teaching the tan one about insurance fraud, or con games? (in re to the laying out in the driveway in front of the truck) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

DAMN, bro, I can collect on the insurance long before winning the lotto. Thanks alot! :p :p :p

Originally Posted by 1480

ML, I got the same problem but it's not cats: 2 dogs, one is 14 and not doing so hot lately.

Got married in 1979 @ 26 years old.

Got a call from my parents [ma and pa] in 1981 that our dog of 18 years had to be out down and they asked me to do it.

Went there, got him, went to the vet, said my "good bye" and was VERY upset with myself for 7-14 days.

Made a promise to myself in October, 1981 to NEVER, EVER own a pet again.

Now I am stuck with the two cats. Both were a "gift" by "others".

Here we go again. There is a pet cemetary 4 blocks north where I live. Not doing that. Gonna clip some hair off and put it in a sealed container. That's it ... NO MORE pets. But I do have a 75 gallon aquarium that I do love. Rather watch them fish swim rather than watch the CRAP on TV/Cable.

[1480]

Originally Posted by Monica Lewinsky

DAMN, bro, I can collect on the insurance long before winning the lotto. Thanks alot! :p :p :p

As long as I get my finders fee!!!!