How would you characterize your Kaleun?

[UnderseaLcpl]

My Kaleun, Lutz Jamsen, is a carbon copy of me as an NCO. Discipline is lax unless it relates to combat or the well-being of the boat. We smuggle cases of beer and schnapps on the boat, to be distributed after combat actions, boring daytime submerged cruises, and in small quantites, to the watch on cold nights or in bad weather. We regularly play marches or sing songs as we attack convoys, until we're forced on the defensive. But, in the heat of battle or in dire circumstances, you had better be doing what you're supposed to and doing it right or I will put my das boot up your a$$.