Falling on hard times, then eat Spam!

SUBMAN1 · 06-10-08, 09:06 PM

What is Spam? What does "Spam" stand for? Why is Spam funny?

***NOTE: These theories are almost all incorrect - please don't sue me!*** What is Spam?

Pig meat.
Dog meat.
Rodent meat.
Armadillo meat.
Congealed, dyed lard.
Dyed salt licks.
Maps, backwards.
Darn tasty!

What does "Spam" stand for?

Spiced Ham.
Specially Processed Army Meat.
Specially Processed Armadillo Meat.
Super Pink Artificial Meat.
Squirrel, Possum, And Mouse.
Silly People Ate More.
Salted Pork And More.
Truth, Justice, And The American Way.

Why is Spam funny?

Sound of the word - SPAM!!!
Embarrassment of being caught eating it.
Other people think so.
Steals Robin Williams' routines.
Subliminal messages in competitors' packaging.
I don't know.
Spam's not funny!!!!!

06-10-08, 09:06 PM	#5
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What is Spam? What does "Spam" stand for? Why is Spam funny? *NOTE: These theories are almost all incorrect - please don't sue me!* What is Spam? Pig meat. Dog meat. Rodent meat. Armadillo meat. Congealed, dyed lard. Dyed salt licks. Maps, backwards. Darn tasty! What does "Spam" stand for? Spiced Ham. Specially Processed Army Meat. Specially Processed Armadillo Meat. Super Pink Artificial Meat. Squirrel, Possum, And Mouse. Silly People Ate More. Salted Pork And More. Truth, Justice, And The American Way. Why is Spam funny? Sound of the word - SPAM!!! Embarrassment of being caught eating it. Other people think so. Steals Robin Williams' routines. Subliminal messages in competitors' packaging. I don't know. Spam's not funny!!!!! __________________