Bragging Rights

[Von Tonner]

FRIDAY FOLLY


It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan
Indian student named

Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had
his hand up:

'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!'

Who said ' A Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.

'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.

Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: '**** the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said
that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'


Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts
to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little sh!t. If
you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael
Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher
on the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh!t, we're f#cked!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly,

Robert Mugabe to his cabinet at the declaration of the presidential election results-April 2008.

[Platapus]

A doctor is examining this young lady. He notices a faint impression of the letter “H” on her chest. He asks her about it.

The lady gets embarrassed and blushing says ‘oh my boyfriend is attending Harvard and he.. well.. likes to wear his sweater while we are ...uh.. doing it”

The doctor smiles and completes the examination. There is always something new in this job.

A few weeks later the doctor is examining another young lady. He notices that this lady has the faint impression of the letter “Y” on her chest.

“oh my god”, the lady stammers, blushing “my boyfriend is attending Yale and he likes to wear his sweater while we are in bed.”

The doctor smiles.

A few weeks later the doctor is examining yet another young lady. This lady has a faint outline of the letter “W” on her chest.

Feeling a bit cocky, the doctor casually asks the young lady if she has a boyfriend who attends the University of Wisconsin.

“Why no, doctor, I don’t”, replied the lady. “I do have a girlfriend who goes to University of Michigan though, why do you ask?”

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[HunterICX]

:rotfl: Nice one!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

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You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.