Science Reveals Heaviest Element Ever Discovered

kurtz · 04-23-08, 04:27 AM

Laughed and laughed.

@Geno one more chemistry joke; Where do you get mercury from?...HG Wells.

mmm suit yourself

joegrundman · 04-23-08, 06:28 AM

The senior professor of chemistry takes his yearly cost estimate to the financing department of the university.

The senior finance admin looks appalled at the cost. "You really need all this equipment?" he asks.

" Mass spectroscope, nuclear magnetic resonance imager, all these chemicals, glassware, safety equipment? Why can't you be more like the physicists? All they need is paper, pencils and erasers."

Then the admin thinks for a bit and says "In fact, why can't you be more like the philosophers? All they need is paper and pencils!"

OK, it's more of a physicist's joke.

04-23-08, 04:27 AM	#1
kurtz Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leighton Buzzard,England Posts: 660 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Laughed and laughed. @Geno one more chemistry joke; Where do you get mercury from?...HG Wells. mmm suit yourself __________________ War without Fire is like sausages without mustard-Henry V. http://www.myvintagelife.co.uk/

04-23-08, 06:28 AM	#2
joegrundman Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,689 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	The senior professor of chemistry takes his yearly cost estimate to the financing department of the university. The senior finance admin looks appalled at the cost. "You really need all this equipment?" he asks. " Mass spectroscope, nuclear magnetic resonance imager, all these chemicals, glassware, safety equipment? Why can't you be more like the physicists? All they need is paper, pencils and erasers." Then the admin thinks for a bit and says "In fact, why can't you be more like the philosophers? All they need is paper and pencils!" OK, it's more of a physicist's joke. __________________ "Enemy submarines are to be called U-Boats. The term submarine is to be reserved for Allied under water vessels. U-Boats are those dastardly villains who sink our ships, while submarines are those gallant and noble craft which sink theirs." Winston Churchill