SUBSIM Radio Room Forums



SUBSIM: The Web's #1 resource for all submarine & naval simulations since 1997

Go Back   SUBSIM Radio Room Forums > General > General Topics
Forget password? Reset here

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-07-08, 05:22 PM   #1
Kapitan_Phillips
Silent Hunter
 
Kapitan_Phillips's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Swansea
Posts: 3,903
Downloads: 204
Uploads: 0
Default

Dear Rich,

Thanks for your reply, It is trust that is needed for the realisation of this transaction,I want to assure you that there are no risks involved in this transaction because it is something I studied well as a senior Director in this bank. I did not contact you to put you into any problem of any kind but rather for us to work as one body with Sincerity and claim this dormant fund.

During our auditing at the bank we discovered the dormant account, the bank recommended that after seven years the fund has to go to the treasury as unclaimed bills, This warranted my search for an honest person who will apply for the fund and claim it so that we share it together as I stipulated before.

I have worked here in the bank for a period of time now without achieving anything that is why when I saw this opportunity, I decided to utilize it. You have no much duty to do as I will be directing You appropriately in every step so that we succeed.

If you want more clarifications from me, you can call me on my private telephone number as given before so that I can speak to you.
I have given you a vivid account of all that is involved and think you are supposed to declare your stand to me to enable me know which steps to take because this is an opportunity I can not let go. I want you to know that this transaction is going to join our families together because I will quit my job after the money has been successfully transferred to your account and I make sure I delete all necessary in formations regarding this transaction in the banks file.

I have an advice for you please, I don't want you to leak this secret to anybody so that our secret will be forever to avoid any body knowing how we made our money.

I am just an average civil servant here in the bank and wouldn't like to miss this Golden opportunity before me I want you to tell me more about your status because I am beginning to take you like a partner that is why I would like you to do your best and call me once you receive this mail so that we talk to each other for better understanding.

As soon as I hear from you I will send you the text of application which you will fill and send to the bank, desk of the director of foreign remittance department of our bank so that when he sees it, the bank will contact you through your email or fax as that will be the contact address which you will put in the application form.

Please advise me on areas of investment in your country. if there is anything urgent, you can always call me and do not forget that this transaction will not last more than eight banking days once you follow my instructions, immediately i hear from you i will send a text of application which you will fill and send to the bank for unward process.

In my next mail after you reply, i will attach my family pictures for your view.
Waiting to hear from you as soon as you get this mail,

Regards
TAMA AKU

__________________________________________________ __________

Dear Mr Aku,
I am pleased at your prompt reply, but have a simple request in the interest of transaction security and confidentiality. Please be aware that you are dealing with Mr Tony Montana, and the address to which you are writing is a ghost account for transactions that are, shall we say, best kept off of company radar. I am however, sorry to say that contact via telephone is not possible, due to tight security and monitoring of company lines.

I am glad to hear that this transaction will assist in your family affairs, and am sorry to hear of your misfortune regarding your wife. I hope that speedy finalisation of this transaction will allow you plenty of time to pay for treatment. Recently, my brother was murdered during a raid by a criminal fraternity, and the image of his favourite monument, a globe with the words: "The World is Yours" will forever stick in my mind.

Please send me the appropriate documentation and the photographs you promised.

Thank you,
Tony Montana
'Montana's Little Friends' Fine Arts
__________________
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
Kapitan_Phillips is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-08, 05:27 PM   #2
Blacklight
Ocean Warrior
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 2,507
Downloads: 145
Uploads: 0
Default

I hope you're doing your replies through a fake email address.

I've always considered being a 419eater but havn't had the time to put in the effort...and I'm lazy..

Lets see if you can sting the guy along as well as Mr. Shivermetimbers can. That man is a MASTER.
__________________
Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud.
"I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"
Blacklight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-08, 06:09 AM   #3
Kapitan_Phillips
Silent Hunter
 
Kapitan_Phillips's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Swansea
Posts: 3,903
Downloads: 204
Uploads: 0
Default

Dear Tony,

I got your mail, i will advice that you get a private pone number that you and me will be using if the need be for instant calls, also the ghost account is very good but pls if the bank approve this fund that means you will look for an account that can carry it if your vide account is not solid enough for it.

As i told you before, i will not like to engage in any business that will tarnish my reputable image which i have builded for years, if any problem arise in this transaction before it effect you it will effect me first bcause i am the one that gave you the informations, so be rest assured that this transaction is risky free ok

I will be working round the clock to ensure that the fund is approved and transfered into your account in less than 10 bank working days.there will never be any risky or trouble from any angle, i assure you that.


Lastly; i have arranged a text of application that you are to fill with your correct bank account details and send it to me first for my perusal before finally sending it to my bank's email Id and fax
respectively.


View my family and wife's picture, i sent her picture to you because she is the reason why i am embacking on this transaction, send your picture to me also if you can so that i can show them to my family as our new found friend.

Regards
TAMA AKU
00226-70-64-24-10


XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX

ATTN: MR. DANIEL EBO
THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIVISION
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO


PHONE : (00226) 78 01 47 27
FAX 00226)50-42-00-31
EMAIL: mail2onlineadb@mail2online.com
Email: mail2adbonline@mail2online.com

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION AS NEXT OF KIN TO ACCOUNT HOLDER N0 :$ 746-947382. ROUTING
N0: 9372820


I. ................. of ........................humbly apply to your bank as next of kin to your deceased customer, Mr. Jin Sun of Peoples republic of china a Chinese nationality ,holder of Account no:$746-947382, Routing no:9372820 ,who died on July 30th 2000 in a Ghastly motor accident.

I humbly apply and put claim over his balance with the bank, which is valued at $ 5,700,000.00 (FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLARS ONLY) , left in his account still unclaimed, Until his sudden death , we have been business associates in exportation and importing goods.


The funds were transferred into his account through ( BOB) BANK of BURKINA, Bobo- Diolasso, Burkina-Faso. Payment for supplied hospital equipments- building Materials.

I wish to be intimated on the processes involved in having this fund transferred to my bank account as stated below:

Account Name:....................................
Bank Name:.......................................
Bank address: ....................................
Fax N0:..........................................
Swift N0: .......................................
Account N0:......................................
Amount:...........................................
Receiving Country:............................
My private phone no:.............................
My private mail address:.....................
My private fax no:...............................
Occupation.......................................
Age............................................... ..


Wishing my application will be given an urgent attention, as I wish the balance be released, and transferred into my account .

Accept my apology for the late application, it was due to some logistic problems, which has been just settled.


Thanking you for your anticipated co-operation .

Yours Sincerely
---------------------------------------
__________________
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
Kapitan_Phillips is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-08, 06:27 AM   #4
Kapitan_Phillips
Silent Hunter
 
Kapitan_Phillips's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Swansea
Posts: 3,903
Downloads: 204
Uploads: 0
Default

(Mr Aku, I am pleased to announce I have set up my own private mail account. Please contact me at tony.mntn2@googlemail.com from now on)

> ATTN: MR. DANIEL EBO
> THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
> FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIVISION
> AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
> OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO
>
> PHONE : (00226) 78 01 47 27
> FAX 00226)50-42-00-31
> EMAIL: mail2onlineadb@mail2online.com
> Email: mail2adbonline@mail2online.com
>
> Dear Sir,
>
> APPLICATION AS NEXT OF KIN TO ACCOUNT HOLDER N0 :$ 746-947382. ROUTING
> N0: 9372820
>
> I. Tony Montana of Miami, Florida, humbly apply to your bank as next of kin to your deceased customer, Mr. Jin Sun of Peoples republic of china a Chinese nationality ,holder of Account no:$746-947382, Routing no:9372820 ,who died on July 30th 2000 in a Ghastly motor accident.
>
> I humbly apply and put claim over his balance with the bank, which is valued at $ 5,700,000.00 (FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLARS ONLY) , left in his account still unclaimed, Until his sudden death , we have been business associates in exportation and importing goods.
>
> The funds were transferred into his account through ( BOB) BANK of BURKINA, Bobo- Diolasso, Burkina-Faso. Payment for supplied hospital equipments- building Materials.
>
> I wish to be intimated on the processes involved in having this fund transferred to my bank account as stated below:
>
> Account Name: Mr Tony Montana
> Bank Name: Raul Olivier Funding Limited
> Bank address: Raul Olivier Funding Limited, 260 Virginia Street, Miami, Florida
> Fax N0: N/A
> Swift N0: ROFLUSMI867
> Account N0: 765349875-90762
> Amount: 5700000 USD
> Receiving Country: United States of America
> My private phone no: Unavailable
> My private mail address: tony.mntn2@googlemail.com
> My private fax no: Not Applicable
> Occupation: Fine Arts Purveyor and Distributor
> Age: 46
>
> Wishing my application will be given an urgent attention, as I wish the balance be released, and transferred into my account .
>
> Accept my apology for the late application, it was due to some logistic problems, which has been just settled.
>
> Thanking you for your anticipated co-operation .
> Yours Sincerely
> Tony Montana
> 'Montana's Little Friends' Fine Arts
__________________
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
Kapitan_Phillips is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-08, 06:37 AM   #5
Kapitan_Phillips
Silent Hunter
 
Kapitan_Phillips's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Swansea
Posts: 3,903
Downloads: 204
Uploads: 0
Default

Sent him this as my 'photograph to show his family'

__________________
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
Kapitan_Phillips is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-08, 06:39 AM   #6
Dowly
Lucky Jack
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Finland
Posts: 25,053
Downloads: 32
Uploads: 0


Default

:rotfl::rotfl:
Dowly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-08, 06:41 AM   #7
HunterICX
Rear Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Malaga, España
Posts: 10,750
Downloads: 8
Uploads: 0


Default

Am I glad I wasnt drinking anything at the time I saw that it would be all over the place if I did :rotfl:

HunterICX
__________________
HunterICX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-08, 06:49 AM   #8
kiwi_2005
Eternal Patrol
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Aeoteroa
Posts: 7,382
Downloads: 223
Uploads: 1
Default

TAMA AKU sees photo of his next victim & yells to his fellow bruthas "OMG ive hit the jackpot''

__________________
RIP kiwi_2005



Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.



kiwi_2005 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-08, 10:42 AM   #9
Morts
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Denmark
Posts: 2,395
Downloads: 23
Uploads: 0
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips
> Swift N0: ROFLUSMI867
"ROFL"

:rotfl: :rotfl:
Morts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-08, 11:40 AM   #10
Kapitan_Phillips
Silent Hunter
 
Kapitan_Phillips's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Swansea
Posts: 3,903
Downloads: 204
Uploads: 0
Default

Yaay, someone got it! :rotfl::rotfl:
__________________
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
Kapitan_Phillips is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-08, 02:20 PM   #11
Blacklight
Ocean Warrior
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 2,507
Downloads: 145
Uploads: 0
Default

You need to get him to send you a picture of himself holding a sign that says "HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND !"

:rotfl:
__________________
Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud.
"I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"
Blacklight is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:57 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 1995- 2025 Subsim®
"Subsim" is a registered trademark, all rights reserved.