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03-29-08, 09:31 AM
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In other news, a Norwegian pop star/known musician was caught masturbating in the middle of Norways second largest city by the police last night. His response was:
"It`s all a misunderstanding, I was peeing.":rotfl: Linky for those who can read Norwegian: http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/a...p?artid=513551
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03-29-08, 10:26 AM
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I think you can name pretty much any object and there will be at least one person in the world who "likes" it.
Actually I don't have a problem with a guy who "likes" picnic tables but he needs to get one for him to use in private. In private, do anything you want to your picnic table, but not in public. So the next time you stop by a public picnic table and you see that white stuff, don't automatically blame the pigeons. ewwwwww
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03-29-08, 02:40 PM
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Well.....most guys shake it once or twice after a leak....shaking it repeatedly is something all together different.
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03-29-08, 04:58 PM
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03-29-08, 06:44 PM
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Where there is a will, there is a way.
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03-29-08, 06:56 PM
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It takes all kinds.........................
 
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03-29-08, 07:15 PM
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 Well....o.k,we knew we had some crazy people..but this? HunterICX
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03-29-08, 08:47 PM
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He could have a hell of good time with this:
 Gee fellas, I pegged 40 tonight 
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03-29-08, 09:01 PM
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Silent Hunter
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:rotfl:
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03-30-08, 02:37 PM
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Silent Hunter
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Wha...
Well... Bu.... If.... HOW!???
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03-30-08, 03:42 PM
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Silent Hunter
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I would think... that he would be in pain or discomfort of some sort...
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03-30-08, 04:03 PM
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Silent Hunter
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I would imagine splinters would be most discomforting.
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03-30-08, 05:55 PM
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03-30-08, 06:10 PM
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A couples of month ago, a swedish man was arrested, for "rapeing" a bicycle(made for woman)
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