Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated - Page 3

Stealth Hunter · 03-23-08, 02:37 AM

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Look mommy! I made into the news! :p

Less and less a ferret, more and more a weasel.:rotfl:

would that be an.....evil weasel??

YES. An EVIL weasel in an EVIL petting zoo in an EVIL children's park in an EVIL park in an EVIL zoo in an EVIL district of an EVIL city in an EVIL county in an EVIL state in a general location most would find to be normally EVIL........ EVIL........ I'm done.... EVIL...... OK, now I'm done.

silentrunner · 03-23-08, 04:15 AM

This is impossible to describe with words so I'll let this guy do it.

Tango589 · 03-23-08, 09:01 AM

Silentrunner, that pretty much says it all!

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nikimcbee · 03-23-08, 01:19 PM

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My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

Neal, would you had done the same thing if it was a woman doing the kitkat shuffle?

That would depend if she was hot or not?

Platapus · 03-23-08, 01:39 PM

With my rat-like instincts of paranoia, I wonder if this woman and man was not in cahoots trying to run a lawsuit scam?

She was sitting in an empty row. She fell asleep. If she were still upright in her seat like most people sleep on aircraft, it would be quite the trajectory for the man to get the "stuff" in her hair.

If she were in the aisle seat it would be hard to believe that anyone could sneak past her into the outer seats without waking her up. I assume she was in Economy and there just aint no room to "squeeze" past someone. You have to climb over them.

If she were in the outer seats then the man would have to conduct his "activity" in the aisle seat and I doubt that could be done unobserved by either the crew or fellow passengers. I have not been on too many airline trips where there have been that many empty seats.

If she where laying down, the trajectory issue would be solved but the same position issues would come up.

I don't know what the penalty could be for this activity, or even if an ADA would press charges.

How come she is not suing the man? I have become so cynical of people trying to win the lawsuit lottery.

I hope the investigators are looking into the scam angle. More and more people are trying to win the lottery these days.

DeepIron · 03-23-08, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

With my rat-like instincts of paranoia, I wonder if this woman and man was not in cahoots trying to run a lawsuit scam?

She was sitting in an empty row. She fell asleep. If she were still upright in her seat like most people sleep on aircraft, it would be quite the trajectory for the man to get the "stuff" in her hair.

If she were in the aisle seat it would be hard to believe that anyone could sneak past her into the outer seats without waking her up. I assume she was in Economy and there just aint no room to "squeeze" past someone. You have to climb over them.

If she were in the outer seats then the man would have to conduct his "activity" in the aisle seat and I doubt that could be done unobserved by either the crew or fellow passengers. I have not been on too many airline trips where there have been that many empty seats.

If she where laying down, the trajectory issue would be solved but the same position issues would come up.

I don't know what the penalty could be for this activity, or even if an ADA would press charges.

How come she is not suing the man? I have become so cynical of people trying to win the lawsuit lottery.

I hope the investigators are looking into the scam angle. More and more people are trying to win the lottery these days.

Interesting "angle" ... (pardon the pun).

Platapus · 03-23-08, 02:09 PM

I am just always suspicious when I see

Individual A does something to Individual B

So Individual B sues megacorporation x because somehow they did not prevent/respond "correctly"

It is the new American Lottery. Keep playing and one of these days you will win big

Biggles · 03-23-08, 02:19 PM

I'd be to embarrassed to make a fuzz...

Jimbuna · 03-23-08, 03:03 PM

Can't they counter sue or charge her for the new hair-do

Yahoshua · 03-23-08, 07:01 PM

03-23-08, 04:15 AM	#32
silentrunner Watch Officer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mind your own business English Types Posts: 334 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	This is impossible to describe with words so I'll let this guy do it. __________________

03-23-08, 09:01 AM	#33
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Silentrunner, that pretty much says it all! :rotfl: __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

03-23-08, 01:39 PM	#35
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	With my rat-like instincts of paranoia, I wonder if this woman and man was not in cahoots trying to run a lawsuit scam? She was sitting in an empty row. She fell asleep. If she were still upright in her seat like most people sleep on aircraft, it would be quite the trajectory for the man to get the "stuff" in her hair. If she were in the aisle seat it would be hard to believe that anyone could sneak past her into the outer seats without waking her up. I assume she was in Economy and there just aint no room to "squeeze" past someone. You have to climb over them. If she were in the outer seats then the man would have to conduct his "activity" in the aisle seat and I doubt that could be done unobserved by either the crew or fellow passengers. I have not been on too many airline trips where there have been that many empty seats. If she where laying down, the trajectory issue would be solved but the same position issues would come up. I don't know what the penalty could be for this activity, or even if an ADA would press charges. How come she is not suing the man? I have become so cynical of people trying to win the lawsuit lottery. I hope the investigators are looking into the scam angle. More and more people are trying to win the lottery these days. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-23-08, 02:09 PM	#37
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I am just always suspicious when I see Individual A does something to Individual B So Individual B sues megacorporation x because somehow they did not prevent/respond "correctly" It is the new American Lottery. Keep playing and one of these days you will win big __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I'd be to embarrassed to make a fuzz... __________________

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