Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

A bit odd that no one noticed he was having a wank....unless it was an undercover shuffle.

I'd have just whacked the guy in the nads.

LMAO! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is too funny lol....what an *******.

[StdDev]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

I concur boss... I woulda smacked him so hard his ancestors would be dizzy...
but with a smile!

[sonar732]

Originally Posted by Blacklight

One night while I was working at Staples, it was near closing time and we were straightening stuff out, mopping and sweeping to get ready for closing. There was pretty much no customers in the store.
Me and a younger co-worker went around the corner to the pen/young kid school supplies and we beheld this guy standing in the aile "having himself a time" so to speak. Then he looked up, smiled at us, giggled, and kept going at it !!!

We slowly backed away dry heaving, and had the cops there in minutes. After that, no employee would block or straighten out that aisle because we didn't know if he "finished" and or where the "finished product" could potentially be.

This makes it even worse that he was in "pen/young kid" aisle as who knows what he was thinking.

[TDK1044]

Duci's TMO SP3 Viagra reversal mod will solve this by producing a dried fruit arrangement for the offender.

[Jimbuna]

There is only one known cure for this compulsive disorder..............................Castration!!

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

Neal, would you had done the same thing if it was a woman doing the kitkat shuffle?

[Dowly]

Look mommy! I made into the news! :p

[DeepIron]

"and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her."

Well, it only stands to reason if she fell asleep with her head in his lap! Poor guy, had to manually finish the job she started I guess...

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Dowly

Look mommy! I made into the news! :p

[peterloo]

AAH something that shouldn't have appeared here. Irresistable tabloid culture, isn't it?

I wonder how the man did it, if he didn't remove his pants nor use his hand to transfer that goo to the lady's head.

Now, it's just silly.

The man should be executed by trying to spread AIDS, LOL:rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

THROW HIM TO THE RANCOR!

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Iceman

LMAO! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is too funny lol....what an *******.

He probably would have enjoyed that

[Onkel Neal]

Originally Posted by STEED

Neal, would you had done the same thing if it was a woman doing the kitkat shuffle?

Course not, we never hit a woman.

Man, this is one thread I'm glad Torplexed hasn't noticed!

[Stealth Hunter]

Originally Posted by Dowly

Look mommy! I made into the news! :p

Less and less a ferret, more and more a weasel.:rotfl:

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

Less and less a ferret, more and more a weasel.:rotfl:

would that be an.....evil weasel??