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Old 03-06-08, 10:12 AM   #16
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Okay Subman, this is all your fault:

When Bush first became president, Clinton of course gave him the pre-change tour of the oval office. Later at dinner Laura was talking to Hillary: "George told me how wonderful the office is; he says they even have a gold urinal in the bathroom."

That night in bed, Hillary says to Bill, "Honey, I think I figured out who peed in your saxophone."
Woo hoo! Good for GW!

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Old 03-06-08, 10:13 AM   #17
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:rotfl:

Heard that one with an Air General and an Army General instead of Bill and George.
This is one of the many corny jokes that people pull out and insert their names of choice.

I think the first recorded instance was King Ferdinand and Christopher Columbus :rotfl:
Its not as funny if their wasn't a sex scandal with one of those two.

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Old 03-06-08, 06:17 PM   #18
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Very impolite.
You should be ashamed to insult someone like that, what ever your political differences.

It would have been a funny joke if it wasn't for the names and insults.


Really? You're joking, right?
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Old 03-06-08, 06:21 PM   #19
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Didn't find it that funny. Seemed to throw politics in front of the humour train, resulting in delayed laughter and many giggles missing their connections entirely.



That said, people can say what they like. So yay life, love, and the pursuit of stray geese.
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Old 03-06-08, 06:23 PM   #20
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Very impolite.
You should be ashamed to insult someone like that, what ever your political differences.

It would have been a funny joke if it wasn't for the names and insults.


Really? You're joking, right?

No, I'm not.
It's nothing short of malicious. No innocent person should be treated like that.

I would not approve of someone making such an offensive joke to someones face and I don't approve of it in obscure anonymity either.
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Old 03-06-08, 07:56 PM   #21
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Blimey, I am honestly shocked you feel that strongly about a joke.

Remember, it is a joke.
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Old 03-06-08, 08:02 PM   #22
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Blimey, I am honestly shocked you feel that strongly about a joke.

Remember, it is a joke.
Wouldn't you feel strongly if it where about you?

Anyhow, I don't feel "strongly" perse. I am too cynical not to be more than a little apathetic about this.
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Is it true then? If not, well...



Face, bovvered!
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Old 03-06-08, 08:32 PM   #24
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Blimey, I am honestly shocked you feel that strongly about a joke.

Remember, it is a joke.
Wouldn't you feel strongly if it where about you?

Anyhow, I don't feel "strongly" perse. I am too cynical not to be more than a little apathetic about this.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sounds like Letum has a secret crush on Hitlery! Too funny! Any other person or president, he'd be all over it!

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Blimey, I am honestly shocked you feel that strongly about a joke.

Remember, it is a joke.
Wouldn't you feel strongly if it where about you?

Anyhow, I don't feel "strongly" perse. I am too cynical not to be more than a little apathetic about this.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sounds like Letum has a secret crush on Hitlery! Too funny! Any other person or president, he'd be all over it!

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Actualy I must profess almost total ignorance about her.
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Old 03-06-08, 10:50 PM   #26
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Actualy I must profess almost total ignorance about her.
A likely story since any other president or candidate, or even the U.S. for that matter you seem to have no problem trashing. Somehow, I don't believe you, or she is your wish for presidency in some for or fasion.

No biggie, but I also hope she wins the nomination. Her nomination means that its a 100% chance win for McCain. Obama, I am not so sure about. Its neck and neck with him. Any liberal Socialist is a lose / lose situation for personal freedom in my country, so you can see my animosity towards that idea.

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Old 03-07-08, 01:06 PM   #27
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Woo hoo! Good for GW!

-S
Really? I took it for George being obtuse, not sneaky.
I guess it depends on your predilictions. Me, I have none; I make fun of everybody.
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Actualy I must profess almost total ignorance about her.
A likely story since any other president or candidate, or even the U.S. for that matter you seem to have no problem trashing. Somehow, I don't believe you, or she is your wish for presidency in some for or fasion.
What?! Where did that come from?

I honestly don't know a thing about her outside the BBC coverage.
I would be at a total loss to explain the American voting system.

I don't know what Clinton's or the other candidates policies are at all and I have no
opinion about who should be leading your country.

My objection has nothing to do with politics at all!
Sheesh!
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What?! Where did that come from?

I honestly don't know a thing about her outside the BBC coverage.
I would be at a total loss to explain the American voting system.

I don't know what Clinton's or the other candidates policies are at all and I have no
opinion about who should be leading your country.

My objection has nothing to do with politics at all!
Sheesh!
k then - explain why every other joke you have ever seen on this board that have used real names (And I have posted many myself) and you never objected to those?

Somehow, I don't believe you. Not even in the slightest.

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PS. Here is a UK news station that should teach you a great deal about the US political system. Should solve your BBC hangup - http://news.sky.com/skynews/home
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I don't get it!

Is there some reason why I should like/dislike Hillary?

What other jokes?

What dont you belive?
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