Transfer or not to transfer...

DavyJonesFootlocker · 02-14-08, 11:29 AM

The Brass don't know squat! They send me on a mission without torps. Whaddya want me to do Paisan? Throw empty cans of Campbell's Cream of Leftover soup at them? I hate taking the transfer. Pearl Harbor missions are too long too get to. The Gato looks cool though.

Chardok · 02-14-08, 11:55 AM

Last night I was playing while fair knackered, and pretty much decimated a port (I seem to aim torps better while drunk. I dunno...loose fingers on the controls, I s'pose,) but it happened to be the only mission I EVER did that I didn't bring back my rig looking like The Millenium Falcon after Endor...the brass were so pleased that they offered me a shiny new boat. I must've missed the part about getting transferred to Pearl, and in a drunken haze my brain was capable only of recognizing "NEW BOATLOLWIN!" So I clicked and...

SON OF A - I'm like a trillion miles from the war! FRACK!

So here's Lt. Cmdr Fartface, who has a habit of bringing subs back in such poor shape that the navy doesn't even TRY to fix it...but, the ONE time he brings a sub back the way he SHOULD have been doing the whole time, we're going to give him a brand new, state-of-the-art Rig complete with a coffeemaker in the captain's quarters.

I don't understand the logic.

But seeing you losing renown for something so seemingly trivial....

HEY - I don't think Will Riker ever got in trouble for turning down a command.

02-14-08, 11:29 AM	#1
DavyJonesFootlocker The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Stink Drunk in Trinidad Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 138 Uploads: 0	The Brass don't know squat! They send me on a mission without torps. Whaddya want me to do Paisan? Throw empty cans of Campbell's Cream of Leftover soup at them? I hate taking the transfer. Pearl Harbor missions are too long too get to. The Gato looks cool though. __________________ "Silence means death. Stand on your feet. Inner fear your worst enemy."- Sepultura. My Silent Hunter 5 mantra is this......"Torpedo missed, sir!" A P-400 is a P-40 with a Zero after it. A proud member of the Wikipedia Haters Club

02-14-08, 11:55 AM	#2
Chardok Watch Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 26 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Last night I was playing while fair knackered, and pretty much decimated a port (I seem to aim torps better while drunk. I dunno...loose fingers on the controls, I s'pose,) but it happened to be the only mission I EVER did that I didn't bring back my rig looking like The Millenium Falcon after Endor...the brass were so pleased that they offered me a shiny new boat. I must've missed the part about getting transferred to Pearl, and in a drunken haze my brain was capable only of recognizing "NEW BOATLOLWIN!" So I clicked and... SON OF A - I'm like a trillion miles from the war! FRACK! So here's Lt. Cmdr Fartface, who has a habit of bringing subs back in such poor shape that the navy doesn't even TRY to fix it...but, the ONE time he brings a sub back the way he SHOULD have been doing the whole time, we're going to give him a brand new, state-of-the-art Rig complete with a coffeemaker in the captain's quarters. I don't understand the logic. But seeing you losing renown for something so seemingly trivial.... HEY - I don't think Will Riker ever got in trouble for turning down a command. __________________ I\'ve done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I\'ve hurt you. -Khan Noonien Singh