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Old 01-28-08, 10:41 PM   #1
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My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !

Hey - that sounds familiar! It's a conspiracy.

-S
To make matters worse, she's learned that C=Crash Dive and S=Surface !!! And she always somehow times it so I'm either sneaking into a heavily defended harbor, or when I'm being circled by destroyers.

Also.. My U-boat's torpedoes will go fireing off in random directions when she's around too for some reason.

I'll step out of the room for a minute to get a sandwich or something and suddenly from the next room, I'll hear giggling and "ALARRRRRRRRRM !!!!!!"
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Let it be known you aren't the only one to deal with this problem!!!
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Old 01-29-08, 03:52 AM   #2
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Well I have a good lass too she...

oh wait, no I don't, all I have is my books and my coursework! Grrrr!!
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Old 01-29-08, 04:39 AM   #3
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@Blacklight: :rotfl: Ouch...thats gotta be hard

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Old 01-29-08, 12:25 PM   #4
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Well I have a good lass too she...

oh wait, no I don't, all I have is my books and my coursework! Grrrr!!
You're not alone on that, son.

On the other hand, you're young. You need to find a girl.

I'm old. I need...a nap.
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Old 01-29-08, 12:27 PM   #5
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You're a lucky young man KP!!
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Old 01-30-08, 04:01 AM   #6
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well KP - I'm sure once she starts playing SH3 with a side order of GWX 2 she will be hooked, hell, it worked on Penelope, and she is thrice as stubborn as the average woman, AND thrice as strong let me tell you!

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Well I have a good lass too she...

oh wait, no I don't, all I have is my books and my coursework! Grrrr!!
You're not alone on that, son.

On the other hand, you're young. You need to find a girl.

I'm old. I need...a nap.
Yes sir I do, the trouble is finding one that is, available, willing, and with a good personality. I notice you can get one or two of those traits, but rarely all 3 together.
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Old 01-30-08, 04:29 AM   #7
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Kp ,you could have a Das Boot themed wedding.I just hope the reception doesn't degenerate into the pre-cruise party of the film.
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Old 01-30-08, 07:04 AM   #8
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Kp ,you could have a Das Boot themed wedding.I just hope the reception doesn't degenerate into the pre-cruise party of the film.
"To her glorious..abstinent..(and womanless..) Father! Who rose gloriously.. from apprentice painter.."

*shotgun click*

"I'll go take a pi** and leave, then. ..I still have plans!"



Probably wont go down that well
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Kp ,you could have a Das Boot themed wedding.I just hope the reception doesn't degenerate into the pre-cruise party of the film.
I now have a mental image of the subsim crew climbing up lattices, dancing on tables, chatting up the waitresses, passing out in the toilets.

Wait...does this mean when the Roller/Limo comes along we have to perform the 'Watering Cart'? :hmm:

I think the state/county police dept. would be very busy that day....
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Old 01-30-08, 04:48 PM   #10
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Remember mates, it's better to have a gal that destroys your sub than have no gal at all.

It's the latter for me, damn, I don't like that at all....
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Well I have a good lass too she...

oh wait, no I don't, all I have is my books and my coursework! Grrrr!!
Replace that with "job and thesis" for me, and yeap. Worse, I can't even subsim lately cause of it

You go though, KP! Subsim has the highest expectations of its golden couple :p
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