I Need a Copy or link to every starwars joke ever written

Sailor Steve · 01-28-08, 12:06 AM

I tried to find a link online...I have in my stuff a cartoon by famed artist and comic creator Phil Foglio, which shows him in his studio when The Empire Strikes Back was released. A friend rushes in...

Friend: "I just saw Empire! You won't believe what..."

Phil: "NO! Not another word! I haven't seen it yet!"

Friend: "Aw, c'mon! Let me tell you one line. Just one line?"

Phil (thinks "Well, one line can't hurt"): "Oh, okay. One line."

Friend (in deep voice): "No, Luke; I am your father!"

Phil (pounding head on table): "AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!"

If I ever find the real thing I'll scan and post it.

01-28-08, 12:06 AM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I tried to find a link online...I have in my stuff a cartoon by famed artist and comic creator Phil Foglio, which shows him in his studio when The Empire Strikes Back was released. A friend rushes in... Friend: "I just saw Empire! You won't believe what..." Phil: "NO! Not another word! I haven't seen it yet!" Friend: "Aw, c'mon! Let me tell you one line. Just one line?" Phil (thinks "Well, one line can't hurt"): "Oh, okay. One line." Friend (in deep voice): "No, Luke; I am your father!" Phil (pounding head on table): "AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!" If I ever find the real thing I'll scan and post it. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo