PC Health crap

STEED · 01-24-08, 11:14 AM

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Council orders fish and chip shops to put fewer holes in salt shakers in new health drive

A generous sprinkling of salt is as much a part of the traditional fish-and-chips experience as a splash of vinegar.

But in these health-conscious times, it was never going to be long before the nation's chippies came under pressure to change. To cut the amount added, a council has come up with a novel, and extremely simple, solution - cut the number of holes in the lids of salt shakers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

And the January award for being a brain dead ass hole goes to Rochdale council in Greater Manchester for being thicker than pig sh*t.

Less holes means you spend more time at the counter shaking the salt over your chips and when you get home you can add more salt. What a bunch of dick heads they are.

Have they got a fecking brain cell between the lot of them? No they fecking have not, bunch of nob heads.

Konovalov · 01-24-08, 11:27 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I can't take any more of this. I'm sinking in PC'ness.

AVGWarhawk · 01-24-08, 11:34 AM

The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.

STEED · 01-24-08, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.

That's because they got nothing else better to do.

Skybird · 01-24-08, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.

That's because they got nothing else better to do.

... and must justify their income somehow.

Dr. House for health minster!

Ah, what do I say, make him the emperor of the whole EU!

Tango589 · 01-24-08, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.

That's because they got nothing else better to do.

Who is this P.C. Madness? Is he related to Bill Stickers who, according to the sign, will be prosecuted?

Tchocky · 01-24-08, 01:51 PM

Tango589 · 01-24-08, 02:30 PM

Fantastic Tchocky, cheers for the picture!

Jimbuna · 01-24-08, 04:13 PM

Blacklight · 01-24-08, 04:22 PM

Yeah.. that's great...
Considering that I have a health condition that requires me to pretty much injest a metric ton of salt each day. This will mean that I'll have to shake that salt shaker an extra five minutes over my food each meal !

Jimbuna · 01-24-08, 04:32 PM

Speaking of PC Health :hmm:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02...e_virus_check/

STEED · 01-24-08, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Speaking of PC Health :hmm:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02...e_virus_check/

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£40 Healthcheck service

Daylight robbery.

Jimbuna · 01-24-08, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Speaking of PC Health :hmm:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02...e_virus_check/

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£40 Healthcheck service

Daylight robbery.

Shrewd business....depending on which side of the counter your standing

STEED · 01-24-08, 04:58 PM

Your never catch me in PC World.

:p

Jimbuna · 01-24-08, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Your never catch me in PC World.

:p

I go in on occasion to ask dumb questions and listen to the young guys sales pitch:

"Can I interest you in...."

"No thanks, already got it"

We have a new .....coming out on the market soon"

"No thanks, already got it"

01-24-08, 11:27 AM	#2
Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I can't take any more of this. I'm sinking in PC'ness. __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

01-24-08, 11:34 AM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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01-24-08, 02:30 PM	#8
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Fantastic Tchocky, cheers for the picture! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

01-24-08, 04:13 PM	#9
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01-24-08, 04:22 PM	#10
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Yeah.. that's great... Considering that I have a health condition that requires me to pretty much injest a metric ton of salt each day. This will mean that I'll have to shake that salt shaker an extra five minutes over my food each meal ! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-24-08, 04:32 PM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Speaking of PC Health :hmm: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02...e_virus_check/ __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-24-08, 04:58 PM	#14
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Your never catch me in PC World. :p __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!