Bloke finds missus working in brothel

SUBMAN1 · 01-10-08, 12:15 PM

Hahahaha! Serves him right for showing up there anyway. You can't fault either one of them since both have done something equally wrong. :rotfl:

-S

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Bloke finds missus working in brothel

'I was dumbfounded'

By Lester Haines → More by this author
Published Thursday 10th January 2008 14:25 GMT

A Polish bloke got a bit of a shock when he decided to nip out to a brothel - his missus was among the establishment's employees.

According to tabloid Super Express, the woman had been earning extra cash on the side while hubby thought she was working in a store in a nearby town. He told the paper: "I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming."

The couple, married for 14 years, are now apparently divorcing. Whether he is dumping her for working as a strumpet or she is ditching him for soliciting the services of strumpets is not noted

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01...ock_discovery/

Jimbuna · 01-10-08, 12:23 PM

I wonder if he took advantage of the staff discount scheme :hmm:

bradclark1 · 01-10-08, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Hahahaha! Serves him right for showing up there anyway. You can't fault either one of them since both have done something equally wrong. :rotfl:

-S

I remember when I was a teen stationed in Germany (joined when I was 17). We used to go to the Crazy Sexy (brothel) in Frankfurt and window shop sometimes. Never could afford it. It was a night on the town or 15 minutes with one of the girls. Night on the town always won. I think it was two or three in the morning we would watch all the guys come pick up their old ladies. Liked to try and pair them. The bigger girls always had the little guys. Really didn't think nothing of it. A jobs a job (except for my old lady of course).

STEED · 01-10-08, 12:53 PM

He's a dirty sod and she's a dirty slut they were made for each other, hang they are married to each other. Well there you go, case closed.

Jimbuna · 01-10-08, 01:04 PM

I take it you disagree then :hmm:

STEED · 01-10-08, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I take it you disagree then :hmm:

Well they are a couple of dirty plonkers.

Jimbuna · 01-10-08, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I take it you disagree then :hmm:

Well they are a couple of dirty plonkers.

Fair enough

I'm just off to pick the missus up from work :rotfl:

bradclark1 · 01-10-08, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

He's a dirty sod and she's a dirty slut they were made for each other, hang they are married to each other. Well there you go, case closed.

Very pc thoughts there STEED.

Why do you think the worlds oldest employment is wrong?

STEED · 01-10-08, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bradclark1

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Originally Posted by STEED

He's a dirty sod and she's a dirty slut they were made for each other, hang they are married to each other. Well there you go, case closed.

Very pc thoughts there STEED.

Why do you think the worlds oldest employment is wrong?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME.

NEVER.

They can both shag a........................................Better not say.

01-10-08, 02:25 PM

:rotfl::rotfl:

That should juice up their sex life - she knew what he wanted

Sailor Steve · 01-10-08, 02:51 PM

Reminds me of a scene from the movie Wyatt Earp, when Wyatt goes into the bar run by older brother James, and sees James's wife leading a 'customer' upstairs:

Wyatt: "Doesn't it bother you that she's a whore?"

James: "Hell no! She's my best worker! Besides, they gotta pay for it, and *I* get it for free!"

baggygreen · 01-10-08, 03:55 PM

Thanks steve - i'd totally forgotten that line!:rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 01-10-08, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I wonder if he took advantage of the staff discount scheme :hmm:

I laughed my butt off with this one!!!!

Does he get frequent flyer miles? :hmm:

mrbeast · 01-10-08, 04:10 PM

They should go into business together he could be the pimp and she could be his 'ho' that way the could keep all the profits.

joea · 01-10-08, 04:17 PM

That made my evening thanks!! :rotfl:

01-10-08, 12:23 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,536 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I wonder if he took advantage of the staff discount scheme :hmm: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-10-08, 12:53 PM	#4
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	He's a dirty sod and she's a dirty slut they were made for each other, hang they are married to each other. Well there you go, case closed. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-10-08, 01:04 PM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,536 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I take it you disagree then :hmm: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-10-08, 02:25 PM	#10
Wave Skipper Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	hahahaha :rotfl::rotfl: That should juice up their sex life - she knew what he wanted

01-10-08, 02:51 PM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Reminds me of a scene from the movie Wyatt Earp, when Wyatt goes into the bar run by older brother James, and sees James's wife leading a 'customer' upstairs: Wyatt: "Doesn't it bother you that she's a whore?" James: "Hell no! She's my best worker! Besides, they gotta pay for it, and I get it for free!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-10-08, 03:55 PM	#12
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	hahha Thanks steve - i'd totally forgotten that line!:rotfl:

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mrbeast Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bolton, UK Posts: 1,236 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	They should go into business together he could be the pimp and she could be his 'ho' that way the could keep all the profits. __________________

01-10-08, 04:17 PM	#15
joea Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: At periscope depth in Lake Geneva Posts: 3,512 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	That made my evening thanks!! :rotfl: