Instructions from the I.T. Department

TarJak · 01-09-08, 07:17 PM

Always answer the question "Is it plugged in?" in the affirmative regardless of whether you've bothered to check or not.

Make sure that when you call for support at 5:30pm on Friday that your problem will take at least 4 hours to fix and then go to the pub as soon as you hang up. IT guys have no life anyway.

Kapitan_Phillips · 01-09-08, 08:35 PM

Ducimus · 01-15-08, 10:52 PM

:rotfl: a classic.

VipertheSniper · 01-16-08, 07:16 AM

Arghh, what did I get myself into, I just landed a job as IT-Support after more than two years unemployment... Guess I'll just pretend being happy that I've finally got a job again.

sonar732 · 01-16-08, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by VipertheSniper

Arghh, what did I get myself into, I just landed a job as IT-Support after more than two years unemployment... Guess I'll just pretend being happy that I've finally got a job again.

Congrats! What level of support do you do?

VipertheSniper · 01-16-08, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sonar732

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Originally Posted by VipertheSniper

Arghh, what did I get myself into, I just landed a job as IT-Support after more than two years unemployment... Guess I'll just pretend being happy that I've finally got a job again.

Congrats! What level of support do you do?

1st Level Support, but I expect if all goes well, I'll soon do 2nd Level.

About the video, it's not the one you describe, which I've seen too, it's a sketch, pretty funny.

baggygreen · 01-16-08, 05:16 PM

First would be bliss - i do first, second, what we call escalated, and then the invoicing for every job to go with it. Did i mention i look after more than 10k printers and copiers across the country?

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sonar732 · 01-16-08, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by VipertheSniper

Arghh, what did I get myself into, I just landed a job as IT-Support after more than two years unemployment... Guess I'll just pretend being happy that I've finally got a job again.

Congrats! What level of support do you do?

On another note...Since I'm on dial-up, I was wondering what the youtube video is. I remember seeing one where you saw a bunch of people in a meeting setting and the guy jumped over the large table and started wailling on another guy that was throwing something at him. THAT...was funny.

01-09-08, 08:35 PM	#2
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	__________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

01-09-08, 07:17 PM	#1
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Always answer the question "Is it plugged in?" in the affirmative regardless of whether you've bothered to check or not. Make sure that when you call for support at 5:30pm on Friday that your problem will take at least 4 hours to fix and then go to the pub as soon as you hang up. IT guys have no life anyway.

01-15-08, 10:52 PM	#3
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	:rotfl: a classic.

01-16-08, 07:16 AM	#4
VipertheSniper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Austria Posts: 1,071 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Arghh, what did I get myself into, I just landed a job as IT-Support after more than two years unemployment... Guess I'll just pretend being happy that I've finally got a job again.

01-16-08, 05:16 PM	#7
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	First would be bliss - i do first, second, what we call escalated, and then the invoicing for every job to go with it. Did i mention i look after more than 10k printers and copiers across the country? users =