Instructions from the I.T. Department

Zantham · 01-09-08, 05:39 PM

"Of course, $10 is plenty of money for the privilege of working on your computer for hours trying to remove those nasty rootkits that mysteriously installed themselves on your computer. We love our jobs, and do not require money to live."

And that the only time you invite us over for beers is when you need your computer fixed.

Tchocky · 01-09-08, 05:43 PM

TarJak · 01-09-08, 07:17 PM

Always answer the question "Is it plugged in?" in the affirmative regardless of whether you've bothered to check or not.

Make sure that when you call for support at 5:30pm on Friday that your problem will take at least 4 hours to fix and then go to the pub as soon as you hang up. IT guys have no life anyway.

Kapitan_Phillips · 01-09-08, 08:35 PM

Ducimus · 01-15-08, 10:52 PM

:rotfl: a classic.

VipertheSniper · 01-16-08, 07:16 AM

Arghh, what did I get myself into, I just landed a job as IT-Support after more than two years unemployment... Guess I'll just pretend being happy that I've finally got a job again.

sonar732 · 01-16-08, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VipertheSniper

Arghh, what did I get myself into, I just landed a job as IT-Support after more than two years unemployment... Guess I'll just pretend being happy that I've finally got a job again.

Congrats! What level of support do you do?

sonar732 · 01-16-08, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VipertheSniper

Arghh, what did I get myself into, I just landed a job as IT-Support after more than two years unemployment... Guess I'll just pretend being happy that I've finally got a job again.

Congrats! What level of support do you do?

On another note...Since I'm on dial-up, I was wondering what the youtube video is. I remember seeing one where you saw a bunch of people in a meeting setting and the guy jumped over the large table and started wailling on another guy that was throwing something at him. THAT...was funny.

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Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	__________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

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Zantham 中国水兵 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 283 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 1	"Of course, $10 is plenty of money for the privilege of working on your computer for hours trying to remove those nasty rootkits that mysteriously installed themselves on your computer. We love our jobs, and do not require money to live." And that the only time you invite us over for beers is when you need your computer fixed.

01-09-08, 07:17 PM	#3
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Always answer the question "Is it plugged in?" in the affirmative regardless of whether you've bothered to check or not. Make sure that when you call for support at 5:30pm on Friday that your problem will take at least 4 hours to fix and then go to the pub as soon as you hang up. IT guys have no life anyway.

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Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	:rotfl: a classic.

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VipertheSniper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Austria Posts: 1,074 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Arghh, what did I get myself into, I just landed a job as IT-Support after more than two years unemployment... Guess I'll just pretend being happy that I've finally got a job again.