Wives and Games not compatable

Capt. Shark Bait · 01-01-08, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Her name is not Bernarda? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

if it wasn't, it's gonna be

:rotfl:. time to put a lock on that door

Koondawg · 01-01-08, 01:19 AM

Thus the reason I'm single....

Blacklight · 01-01-08, 02:20 AM

I'm so bad that my computers have names. My desktop is "Rogue" and has a picture of X-men's Rogue on it's wallpaper, and my laptop is nammed Laura and has a picture of one of my City of Heroes character's on it. Of course I put in audio files to match their personalities. When I shut down Rogue, it says in a southern drawl "The girls are right ! You ARE a charmer !" and there are other sound files I put in there that make it almost seem like the computers are flirting with me. I did this on purpose simply because....

My wife refers to my computers as my square headed mistresses (or another vulgar word in place of the word "mistresses"

)

So.. one day, when she wasn't home, I got ahold of her laptop when she wasn't around... and painstakingly cut and spliced some audio together so it was perfect...

The next time she turned her laptop on... there was a picture of Rogue on her desktop and her computer blurted out in a southern drawl "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MAH MAN !!!":rotfl:

Yes there was yelling... but there was also a LOT of laughter (from me) :rotfl:

TomcatMVD · 01-01-08, 10:20 AM

To help reality and immersion, I only have bedroom action when my sub is docked in port... Arrrrrgh!!!

baggygreen · 01-01-08, 07:19 PM

My boss lady doesnt mind it when i play - be it sh3 or ETQW.

In fact, its almost the best of both worlds. The more i play, the more anxious she gets - shes going through a nesting phase atm, gaming is my escape!!!

Von Schmidt · 01-03-08, 05:03 PM

My ole lady got me WOrld in Conflict for Christmas, she wont let me play SH3 untill i beat World in Conflict, or I will hurt her feelings.

Sailor Steve · 01-03-08, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Schmidt

My ole lady got me WOrld in Conflict for Christmas, she wont let me play SH3 untill i beat World in Conflict, or I will hurt her feelings.

Buy her a beautiful new dress...and tell her she can't go shopping again until that one wears out.:rotfl:

01-01-08, 02:20 AM	#3
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	I'm so bad that my computers have names. My desktop is "Rogue" and has a picture of X-men's Rogue on it's wallpaper, and my laptop is nammed Laura and has a picture of one of my City of Heroes character's on it. Of course I put in audio files to match their personalities. When I shut down Rogue, it says in a southern drawl "The girls are right ! You ARE a charmer !" and there are other sound files I put in there that make it almost seem like the computers are flirting with me. I did this on purpose simply because.... My wife refers to my computers as my square headed mistresses (or another vulgar word in place of the word "mistresses" ) So.. one day, when she wasn't home, I got ahold of her laptop when she wasn't around... and painstakingly cut and spliced some audio together so it was perfect... The next time she turned her laptop on... there was a picture of Rogue on her desktop and her computer blurted out in a southern drawl "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MAH MAN !!!":rotfl: Yes there was yelling... but there was also a LOT of laughter (from me) :rotfl: __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-01-08, 01:19 AM	#2
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Thus the reason I'm single....

01-01-08, 10:20 AM	#4
TomcatMVD Weps Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: MVD, UY Posts: 359 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	To help reality and immersion, I only have bedroom action when my sub is docked in port... Arrrrrgh!!!

01-01-08, 07:19 PM	#5
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	My boss lady doesnt mind it when i play - be it sh3 or ETQW. In fact, its almost the best of both worlds. The more i play, the more anxious she gets - shes going through a nesting phase atm, gaming is my escape!!!

01-03-08, 05:03 PM	#6
Von Schmidt Watch Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: FLorida Posts: 27 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	My ole lady got me WOrld in Conflict for Christmas, she wont let me play SH3 untill i beat World in Conflict, or I will hurt her feelings.