For all the people complaining about wives/girlfriends

[Hakahura]

Originally Posted by danurve

Kind of reminds me of that song, how does it go - something about the wife said she would leave if I went fishing one more time,
I'll sure miss her.

And the other one by Guns N Roses, "I used to love her but I had to k............."

[Turm]

I find it hilarious when my wife randomly repeats something she's heard in the game, usually "Alaaarm!!!" if something bad happens, or "Jawohl, Herr Kaleun" if I ask her something. Not often it happens, but very funny when I don't expect it!

Another great thing about her is that this year for my birthday she bought me a little wind-up submarine (that dives and surfaces!) for the bath from eBay. :rotfl:
Only problem is that the bath isn't long enough for full enjoyment to be had

[pioneer162]

Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

Give them at least some attention eh? GWX 2 will still be there the next day

Just a suggestion.

I give her attention when she needs it. After I get her speed, distance, and angle off bow, I plot a solution, torpedo her, and move back to my patrol grid (desk) and continue the hunt for more tonnage...

[Mush Martin]

Im sorry Pardon !

did you just refer to your wife as gross tonnage?:hmm:

[Blacklight]

I find it hilarious when my wife randomly repeats something she's heard in the game, usually "Alaaarm!!!" if something bad happens, or "Jawohl, Herr Kaleun" if I ask her something. Not often it happens, but very funny when I don't expect it!

That's funny ! My wife does this all the time !!! She even started referring to me as Herr Kaleun a few months ago.

I give her attention when she needs it. After I get her speed, distance, and angle off bow, I plot a solution, torpedo her, and move back to my patrol grid (desk) and continue the hunt for more tonnage...

...:rotfl:
This needs to be a quote in the next Subsim Almanac !

[Hanomag]

My girlfriend says.... "Uboats are sexy!"

Who's luckier than me?

[pioneer162]

Originally Posted by Mush Martin

Im sorry Pardon !

did you just refer to your wife as gross tonnage?:hmm:

Well to be quite honest, she's not worth much tonnage, but I have strict orders from BdU to engage all pleasure crafts.

[Mush Martin]

Nice comeback I will give you an 8.5 on the technicals and
a 9.0 for style. good recovery :rotfl:

[pioneer162]

Originally Posted by Mush Martin

Nice comeback I will give you an 8.5 on the technicals and
a 9.0 for style. good recovery :rotfl:

Meh... I'll be patroling from the dog house on WiFi when she ge +++CARRIER LOST+++

I don`t have a girlfrend . Problem solved

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

Give them at least some attention eh? GWX 2 will still be there the next day

Just a suggestion.

you first need a girlfriend of wife for that, and the way i see it im better off without one

[PBV]

As in SH3, doin' it by hand gives the best solution...

[johan_d]

Its often a kiss, and ''hey Kaleun, im going to bed''

Then without looking away from the screen, "huh? ya, ok, cya"

After that its often suddenly," shiff gesighted"

Many hours later, i dive in the bed, very cold, and ready to dream.

:rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

Originally Posted by Samwolf

I'd complain about my wife but she's too busy playing Call of Duty 4.

How the heck ya get her to play COD? my sis plays Guitar hero 3

[Von Schmidt]

My GF knows when I break out the heineken and my Knights Cross. That I will be unavaible for at least five hours. However the following day she usually makes me take her to the salon, when I could be out at Sea with the crew of U-723.