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StdDev · 12-07-07, 01:57 PM

And then there's the Scottish Wedding.....

Two Scots, the best man Archie and the groom Jock are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

'Ach, it's all going to be grand", says Jock. "I've everything organized already, the flowers, the church, the cards, the reception, the rings, the minister, and you've taken care of ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continued Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw; you'll look pure deed smart in that!"

"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white....."

12-07-07, 01:57 PM	#8
StdDev Legend of the Sea Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the Great Wet North Posts: 635 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	And then there's the Scottish Wedding..... Two Scots, the best man Archie and the groom Jock are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. 'Ach, it's all going to be grand", says Jock. "I've everything organized already, the flowers, the church, the cards, the reception, the rings, the minister, and you've taken care of ma stag night". Archie nods approvingly. "Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continued Jock. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw; you'll look pure deed smart in that!" "And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires. "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white....."