kitty wants feeding

[Chock]

A close girlfriend's family where I sometimes spend a visit over night, had a cat. It used to wake me by jumping (and i mean that) onto my peacefully sleeping face.

Makes you waking up with a feeling that today is a good day for nuclear war.

else, it was a cute little Tiger. his only flaw was that he just knew all to well what I hated most, and he took diabolic pleasure from letting me know that he knew.

Interestingly, he didn't do that with any of the family members.

Conclusions...?

I conclude that this is probably one of the only times a bloke is ever going to complain about getting a pussy on his face while in bed:rotfl:

Chock