Goddammit, Bernard...

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 05:27 PM

I thought he'd finally get a little more intelligence. Sadly, I was wrong...

Guess it's out the torpedo tubes for Bernard! Hopefully his ass will fit. Might have to throw away some butter on this one.

NealT · 10-26-07, 05:30 PM

Even if you get rid of him, his GHOST will return and haunt you.

Either that or he will be reincarnated...

:rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 06:17 PM

"He was to be sealed inside the U-boat. The Undead for all of eternity. The SS would never allow him to be released, for he would unleash a walking disease, a plague upon mankind. The hordes of A-Noob-Is-He would devour scores of SH3 players and give him (formally Bernard) the glory of invincibility of the NOOB!!"

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 06:18 PM

Here's a screenshot of the event:

bigboywooly · 10-26-07, 06:25 PM

Homing torps dont arm till 400m
If the DD is heading towards you at 25kts and you fire at a range of 300m the DD is past you when the torp arms

Now YOU are the loudest target unless you dive or cut speed

The right way to use 2 homers

The wrong way

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 06:28 PM

Goddammit I hate homers...

I'll stick with steamers.

NiclDoe · 10-26-07, 08:02 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Wow that never happened to me. Bernard is such an idoit and does not know howto do simple math problems. how in the right mind did Hitler let get his own boat or be enlisted.

10-26-07, 06:25 PM	#5
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10-26-07, 08:02 PM	#7
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Wow that never happened to me. Bernard is such an idoit and does not know howto do simple math problems. how in the right mind did Hitler let get his own boat or be enlisted. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

10-26-07, 05:27 PM	#1
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I thought he'd finally get a little more intelligence. Sadly, I was wrong... Guess it's out the torpedo tubes for Bernard! Hopefully his ass will fit. Might have to throw away some butter on this one.

10-26-07, 05:30 PM	#2
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Even if you get rid of him, his GHOST will return and haunt you. Either that or he will be reincarnated... :rotfl:

10-26-07, 06:17 PM	#3
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	"He was to be sealed inside the U-boat. The Undead for all of eternity. The SS would never allow him to be released, for he would unleash a walking disease, a plague upon mankind. The hordes of A-Noob-Is-He would devour scores of SH3 players and give him (formally Bernard) the glory of invincibility of the NOOB!!"

10-26-07, 06:18 PM	#4
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Here's a screenshot of the event:

10-26-07, 06:28 PM	#6
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Goddammit I hate homers... I'll stick with steamers.