Goddammit, Bernard...

Kodaita · 10-26-07, 05:08 PM

AHHHH, now I see the problem. You trusted Bernard :rotfl:

When he says something like 25 knots at 300 m, you need to convert Bernard speak, to something the rest of us understand. For example. Bernard says 8 knots at 1200m, that works out to about 29 knots at about.....oh......30 or so meters...brace for impact :rotfl:

Rykaird · 10-26-07, 05:15 PM

My boss thinks I'm a nut because I'm in a meeting and laughing out loud at this thread.

I so have to get some of these torps and sink myself. What a great story. Too bad your poor crew all had to die just for this laugh, but hey, that's war.

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 05:27 PM

I thought he'd finally get a little more intelligence. Sadly, I was wrong...

Guess it's out the torpedo tubes for Bernard! Hopefully his ass will fit. Might have to throw away some butter on this one.

NealT · 10-26-07, 05:30 PM

Even if you get rid of him, his GHOST will return and haunt you.

Either that or he will be reincarnated...

:rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 06:17 PM

"He was to be sealed inside the U-boat. The Undead for all of eternity. The SS would never allow him to be released, for he would unleash a walking disease, a plague upon mankind. The hordes of A-Noob-Is-He would devour scores of SH3 players and give him (formally Bernard) the glory of invincibility of the NOOB!!"

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 06:18 PM

Here's a screenshot of the event:

bigboywooly · 10-26-07, 06:25 PM

Homing torps dont arm till 400m
If the DD is heading towards you at 25kts and you fire at a range of 300m the DD is past you when the torp arms

Now YOU are the loudest target unless you dive or cut speed

The right way to use 2 homers

The wrong way

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 06:28 PM

Goddammit I hate homers...

I'll stick with steamers.

10-26-07, 05:08 PM	#1
Kodaita A-ganger Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 76 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	AHHHH, now I see the problem. You trusted Bernard :rotfl: When he says something like 25 knots at 300 m, you need to convert Bernard speak, to something the rest of us understand. For example. Bernard says 8 knots at 1200m, that works out to about 29 knots at about.....oh......30 or so meters...brace for impact :rotfl: __________________ "Helm, bridge...what are you doing 60 degrees off course?" "Bridge, helm...coming back from 90 degrees, sir."

10-26-07, 06:25 PM	#7
bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	Homing torps dont arm till 400m If the DD is heading towards you at 25kts and you fire at a range of 300m the DD is past you when the torp arms Now YOU are the loudest target unless you dive or cut speed The right way to use 2 homers The wrong way :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

10-26-07, 05:15 PM	#2
Rykaird Weps Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 356 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	My boss thinks I'm a nut because I'm in a meeting and laughing out loud at this thread. I so have to get some of these torps and sink myself. What a great story. Too bad your poor crew all had to die just for this laugh, but hey, that's war.

10-26-07, 05:27 PM	#3
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I thought he'd finally get a little more intelligence. Sadly, I was wrong... Guess it's out the torpedo tubes for Bernard! Hopefully his ass will fit. Might have to throw away some butter on this one.

10-26-07, 05:30 PM	#4
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Even if you get rid of him, his GHOST will return and haunt you. Either that or he will be reincarnated... :rotfl:

10-26-07, 06:17 PM	#5
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	"He was to be sealed inside the U-boat. The Undead for all of eternity. The SS would never allow him to be released, for he would unleash a walking disease, a plague upon mankind. The hordes of A-Noob-Is-He would devour scores of SH3 players and give him (formally Bernard) the glory of invincibility of the NOOB!!"

10-26-07, 06:18 PM	#6
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Here's a screenshot of the event:

10-26-07, 06:28 PM	#8
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Goddammit I hate homers... I'll stick with steamers.