Patch 1.4: Fact, Fiction, or Urban Legend? - Page 15

mookiemookie · 10-22-07, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tater

SH4 front office:

<Ubi> ((Riiing!)) Hello, Ubisoft

<KFM> Hello, I would like to make a demand as an Ubi customer!

<Ubi> Yes? (aside: "Hey, it's that guy again!")

<KFM> I demand a patch to SH4 to fix the many problems listed in the HGKJGH YTYHP:N HIUHLKJN: LJM"M"¿K M:HG IUYRYUDYRE ; TDSI thread!

<Ubi> I see. (background, another voice: "tell him it's already done!" (laughing) "Tell him it has U-BOATS!" (hysterical laughter in background)

<Ubi> It's already done. It has... don't tell anyone (suppressed laughter)... (in a whisper) u-boats. In the Indian Ocean (more hysterical background laughter).

"HEY! HEY! HEY GUYS! NEVER DOUBT MY HABILITIES!"

Reece · 10-22-07, 09:46 PM

@ Tater "Oh your a tease", I love it! :rotfl::rotfl:

MONOLITH · 10-22-07, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by John Channing

Actually from where I sit Ubisoft has acted pretty honorably all the way along (forgetting the rushed release).

They have funded the original release, 4 patches, have listened to the community, responded to their requests, have ignored threats of boycotts, lawsuits, phone blitzes, e-mail blitzes, personal insults, temper tantrums and all manner of immature foolishness and just continued to improve the game. They have worked quietly, behind the scenes, with members of this community from long, long before the release, and continue to do so to this day.

Not the type of company that takes revenge... although with some of the behaviour I have witnessed I would not blame them if they did.

JCC

Amen.

Steeltrap · 10-22-07, 11:02 PM

@ Ducimus and Tater

Those are damned funny!!

Cheers all

Sailor Steve · 10-23-07, 10:39 AM

Tater, that's...that's...:rotfl:

TDK1044 · 10-23-07, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tater

SH4 front office:

<Ubi> ((Riiing!)) Hello, Ubisoft

<KFM> Hello, I would like to make a demand as an Ubi customer!

<Ubi> Yes? (aside: "Hey, it's that guy again!")

<KFM> I demand a patch to SH4 to fix the many problems listed in the HGKJGH YTYHP:N HIUHLKJN: LJM"M"¿K M:HG IUYRYUDYRE ; TDSI thread!

<Ubi> I see. (background, another voice: "tell him it's already done!" (laughing) "Tell him it has U-BOATS!" (hysterical laughter in background)

<Ubi> It's already done. It has... don't tell anyone (suppressed laughter)... (in a whisper) u-boats. In the Indian Ocean (more hysterical background laughter).

The antics of Inspector Clouseau has given us endless entertainment value though. From his demanding of a patch that was two months into development when he demanded it, to his wonderful 'scoop' where he revealed some of the 'Add On' details without understanding much of what he'd scooped.

I can't wait for the rerun on A&E.

momo55 · 10-23-07, 01:47 PM

Damn.....A BUNGO CAT !!!

Ducimus · 10-23-07, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by momo55

Damn.....A BUNGO CAT !!!

LOL! Thats good!

AVGWarhawk · 10-23-07, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by momo55

Damn.....A BUNGO CAT !!!

Catzilla 2. It was just a stupid patch!!!!! Who knew it would grow into this?

Play at theaters soon!!!

Ducimus · 10-23-07, 01:56 PM

I'll bet he has some damn good sensors too. :rotfl:

momo55 · 10-23-07, 02:43 PM

SEEN ANY SHIPWRECKS.....MATE ?

Kaleun Klink · 10-23-07, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tater

SH4 front office:

<Ubi> ((Riiing!)) Hello, Ubisoft

<KFM> Hello, I would like to make a demand as an Ubi customer!

<Ubi> Yes? (aside: "Hey, it's that guy again!")

<KFM> I demand a patch to SH4 to fix the many problems listed in the HGKJGH YTYHP:N HIUHLKJN: LJM"M"¿K M:HG IUYRYUDYRE ; TDSI thread!

<Ubi> I see. (background, another voice: "tell him it's already done!" (laughing) "Tell him it has U-BOATS!" (hysterical laughter in background)

<Ubi> It's already done. It has... don't tell anyone (suppressed laughter)... (in a whisper) u-boats. In the Indian Ocean (more hysterical background laughter).

Tater, this is the first forum post to actually make me burst into laughter. Good on ya!

Dagooz · 10-23-07, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by momo55

SEEN ANY SHIPWRECKS.....MATE ?

****!! Normally I just don't like cats, but that one I would keep my distance to...

TDK1044 · 10-23-07, 06:15 PM

Someone e-mail krazyfrenchman and get him to call Ubisoft and demand that they separate the patch and the Add On. He should keep calling every hour until they give in to his demands.

John Channing · 10-23-07, 06:44 PM

OK... when I become the voice of reason you pretty much know that the conversation is headed nowhere good.

However...

In the interests of inter-forum detente and peace in our time perhaps we should lay off the KFM bashing a bit.

I'm just sayin'...

JCC

View Poll Results: Patch 1.4: Fact, Fiction, or Urban Legend
Its a fact! You disbeleivers will soon be eating crow!	72	45.86%
It's fanciful fiction! Ubi dropped the ballages ago, and its a done deal now.	34	21.66%
An Urban legend that will never die. May as well go along with the fun in pretending.	51	32.48%
Voters: 157. You may not vote on this poll

10-22-07, 09:46 PM	#212
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,771 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	@ Tater "Oh your a tease", I love it! :rotfl::rotfl: __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!* Last edited by Reece; 10-22-07 at 11:47 PM.

10-23-07, 10:39 AM	#215
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Tater, that's...that's...:rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-23-07, 01:47 PM	#217
momo55 Frogman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: belgium Posts: 297 Downloads: 125 Uploads: 0	Damn.....A BUNGO CAT !!! __________________ Our greatest glory is not in never failing , but in rising up every time we fail .

10-23-07, 02:43 PM	#221
momo55 Frogman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: belgium Posts: 297 Downloads: 125 Uploads: 0	SEEN ANY SHIPWRECKS.....MATE ? __________________ Our greatest glory is not in never failing , but in rising up every time we fail .

10-22-07, 11:02 PM	#214
Steeltrap Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 818 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	@ Ducimus and Tater Those are damned funny!! Cheers all

10-23-07, 01:56 PM	#220
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	I'll bet he has some damn good sensors too. :rotfl:

10-23-07, 06:15 PM	#224
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Someone e-mail krazyfrenchman and get him to call Ubisoft and demand that they separate the patch and the Add On. He should keep calling every hour until they give in to his demands.

10-23-07, 06:44 PM	#225
John Channing Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 1998 Posts: 1,846 Downloads: 163 Uploads: 5	OK... when I become the voice of reason you pretty much know that the conversation is headed nowhere good. However... In the interests of inter-forum detente and peace in our time perhaps we should lay off the KFM bashing a bit. I'm just sayin'... JCC