Never Leave Bernard In Charge

Fenris_Wolf · 10-19-07, 01:02 PM

You remind me of this dreadful accident on my boat. A fellow by that same name, Bernard yes, well he was on watch alone at the bridge and someone slipped and fell on the dive planes control! Luckily for everyone else the hatch was already closed by chance. We saved the ship, we had to, but the poor fellow was lost.

Sailor Steve · 10-19-07, 03:47 PM

No he wasn't. You'll soon find that he was actually in the head at the time.

Bernard never goes away.

NiclDoe · 10-19-07, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

No he wasn't. You'll soon find that he was actually in the head at the time.

Bernard never goes away.

U49 · 10-19-07, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Bernard never goes away.

:hmm: Just came back from victorious patrol (balzism, sorry folks) and there was this guy at the pier between the welcome party, you know? The comrades, the fellows, the marines, the sailors, the nurses...
BDU personally was present, whole crew was ordered to attention, knight cross for my chief, and stuff like that... and hipp hurray holiday for 14 days, fine... and then this &(%$$ came, told me he was from the ship yard to check for repairs, and parts wouldn't be there in time and the crane was broken and ...blablabla...
luckily I was totaly drunk in victory ... he told me uboat is lying in dock for 5(!!) weeks... he really looked like the guy that my guard shot before the patrol....

Blacklight · 10-20-07, 12:08 PM

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Bernard? That guy my guard shot the last night in harbor? I questioned and the guard said he looked like a danger to the boat and shot him as soon as he was within range of his pistol. The guy fell into the water... hm .. since I left harbor, I don't know what happened with him.

Well actually, you'll discover that your guard shot him in the head but it missed his brain completely and now he's on board your U-Boat either in charge of navigation, torpedo targetting, or working at some other highly critical task onboard.

You can't get rid of him that easily.

BulSoldier · 10-20-07, 03:13 PM

Next time make sure your guard uses the 105mm gun to blast his parts atleast 2km of each other!

U49 · 10-20-07, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BulSoldier

Next time make sure your guard uses the 105mm gun to blast his parts atleast 2km of each other!

U-49 is only Typ VIIB so it features only 88mm... would that be sufficient or should I use a time fuse with one of my G7a? My artillery bosun could surely construct one

BulSoldier · 10-20-07, 03:24 PM

It will do the trick as long as burn whats left

NiclDoe · 10-20-07, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BulSoldier

Next time make sure your guard uses the 105mm gun to blast his parts atleast 2km of each other!

Yea about that... bernard is invinclible and can never die.

Stealth Hunter · 10-20-07, 03:29 PM

Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube.

"DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FIRE BERNARD!"

BulSoldier · 10-20-07, 03:39 PM

[/quote] Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube.[/quote]

are you willing to use this weapon of horror against human.COme onyou cannot be that cruel even with your enemies,after all that is BERNARD !!!

10-19-07, 01:02 PM	#1
Fenris_Wolf Sparky Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 155 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	You remind me of this dreadful accident on my boat. A fellow by that same name, Bernard yes, well he was on watch alone at the bridge and someone slipped and fell on the dive planes control! Luckily for everyone else the hatch was already closed by chance. We saved the ship, we had to, but the poor fellow was lost. __________________ NO HOOCHIE WOOCHIE - NO LIFE!

10-19-07, 03:47 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	No he wasn't. You'll soon find that he was actually in the head at the time. Bernard never goes away. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-20-07, 03:13 PM	#6
BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	Next time make sure your guard uses the 105mm gun to blast his parts atleast 2km of each other! __________________ By the hour !

10-20-07, 03:24 PM	#8
BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	It will do the trick as long as burn whats left __________________ By the hour !

10-20-07, 03:39 PM	#11
BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	[/quote] Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube.[/quote] are you willing to use this weapon of horror against human.COme onyou cannot be that cruel even with your enemies,after all that is BERNARD !!! __________________ By the hour !

10-20-07, 03:29 PM	#10
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Exactly, which is why I've locked him in the aft torpedo tube. "DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FIRE BERNARD!"