Will Chuck Norris blend?

Kapitan_Phillips · 09-20-07, 04:13 PM

We are all doomed by watching this sacrilege. Well its been nice living.

nikimcbee · 09-20-07, 08:55 PM

Chuck Norris bleand? That sounds like a brand of coffee.

It will give you a real "kick" in the morning. yuk! yuk! yuk!

:rotfl:

jumpy · 09-21-07, 03:18 AM

"Ugh, Bad Guy smoke, don't breath this!"

I really do like those 'will it blend' things and Tom Dickson is a hero

Be sure to check out 'bic lighters' on the will it blend website. Somebody needs to get the theme tune as a ringtone lol

HunterICX · 09-21-07, 03:32 AM

No blender is capable of destroying Chuck norris not even as a toy

d@rk51d3 · 09-21-07, 03:38 AM

Ooooh Ooooh, I know!

What about Mcguyver, will he blend?

.....You know, the guy with the invincible pocket knife.

Dowly · 09-21-07, 02:03 PM

Chuck Norris doesnt blend, he forces others to blend.

Kapitan_Phillips · 09-21-07, 03:31 PM

There wasnt actually a blade in that blender. It was just his supreme presence that turned the other figures to dust.

09-20-07, 04:13 PM	#1
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	We are all doomed by watching this sacrilege. Well its been nice living. __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

09-20-07, 08:55 PM	#2
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Chuck Norris bleand? That sounds like a brand of coffee. It will give you a real "kick" in the morning. yuk! yuk! yuk! :rotfl: __________________

09-21-07, 03:18 AM	#3
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	"Ugh, Bad Guy smoke, don't breath this!" I really do like those 'will it blend' things and Tom Dickson is a hero Be sure to check out 'bic lighters' on the will it blend website. Somebody needs to get the theme tune as a ringtone lol __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

09-21-07, 03:32 AM	#4
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	No blender is capable of destroying Chuck norris not even as a toy __________________

09-21-07, 03:31 PM	#7
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	There wasnt actually a blade in that blender. It was just his supreme presence that turned the other figures to dust. __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

09-21-07, 03:38 AM	#5
d@rk51d3 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 1,952 Downloads: 207 Uploads: 0	Ooooh Ooooh, I know! What about Mcguyver, will he blend? .....You know, the guy with the invincible pocket knife.

09-21-07, 02:03 PM	#6
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Chuck Norris doesnt blend, he forces others to blend.