Help needed weather or no.

[i_b_spectre]

While I have nothing to offer toward correction of your golden showers dilemma, I really like your writing style . Anyone who can take an ignoble bodily function directed toward their boat and crew by a gigantic woman of questionable intention, all the while stating the fact in such poetic flow, deserves to be helped . C'mon, somebody...lend the man a hand before his boat stinketh.