US Soldiers to Get Brain Microchipped.

Skybird · 08-29-07, 08:29 AM

We should chip politicians and business bosses instead, and give voters no billets, but buttons. Maybe that would make them think, assuming that enough braincells have suvived so far.

Tchocky · 08-29-07, 08:33 AM

Oh god, voters? The lumpen masses?

I think that would discourage anyone from running for office

Think of the miniscule amount of thought many put into their voting habits, now half that for remote electrocution....

thinking about this too much? yes I am.

Skybird · 08-29-07, 08:51 AM

In the future we do not go voting, but buzzing

Heibges · 08-29-07, 09:15 AM

What happens to the soldier if they get the dreaded Windows Blue Screen of Death?

kiwi_2005 · 08-29-07, 10:17 AM

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What happens to the soldier if they get the dreaded Windows Blue Screen of Death?

The uber Medic then steps in and reboots the marine

AntEater · 08-29-07, 10:20 AM

TteFAboB · 08-29-07, 01:43 PM

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Remember, we want to keep the Van Dammes and drop the David Coulthards.

P_Funk · 08-30-07, 06:12 AM

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Nononononono....

Like this.

Skybird · 08-29-07, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

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What happens to the soldier if they get the dreaded Windows Blue Screen of Death?

The uber Medic then steps in and reboots the marine

STEED · 08-29-07, 12:14 PM

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they are about the size of a grain of rice

Are the classic lie.

The top one is for humans and the next one is for dogs.

bookworm_020 · 08-29-07, 06:21 PM

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What happens to the soldier if they get the dreaded Windows Blue Screen of Death?

The uber Medic then steps in and reboots the marine

The Ememy will be smarter. They will use the Apple OS instead!:rotfl:

HunterICX · 08-30-07, 05:45 AM

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What happens to the soldier if they get the dreaded Windows Blue Screen of Death?

The uber Medic then steps in and reboots the marine

The Ememy will be smarter. They will use the Apple OS instead!:rotfl:

Maybe it would boost the Soldiers to be more effective , you know the one with the most kills wins the game

but do not make it run on VISTA

most of the Soldiers hardware (rifles etc etc) will not be compatible!

08-29-07, 08:29 AM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,687 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	We should chip politicians and business bosses instead, and give voters no billets, but buttons. Maybe that would make them think, assuming that enough braincells have suvived so far. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

08-29-07, 08:33 AM	#2
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Oh god, voters? The lumpen masses? I think that would discourage anyone from running for office Think of the miniscule amount of thought many put into their voting habits, now half that for remote electrocution.... thinking about this too much? yes I am. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

08-29-07, 08:51 AM	#3
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,687 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	In the future we do not go voting, but buzzing __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

08-29-07, 09:15 AM	#4
Heibges Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 1,633 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	What happens to the soldier if they get the dreaded Windows Blue Screen of Death? __________________ U.Kdt.Hdb B. I. 28) This possibility of using the hydrophone to help in detecting surface ships should, however, be restricted to those cases where the submarine is unavoidably compelled to stay below the surface. http://www.hackworth.com/

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AntEater Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 936 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	__________________