Last Meal

Heibges · 08-23-07, 09:38 AM

Give me Lenny Brisco any old day of the week.

bradclark1 · 08-23-07, 09:46 AM

Steak, french fries, apple pie with custard.

lesrae · 08-23-07, 10:38 AM

Gammon Steaks, just done, with macaroni cheese made by my mum.

The Avon Lady · 08-23-07, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by lesrae

Gammon Steaks, just done, with macaroni cheese made by my mum.

The ol' file-in-the-macaroni ploy!

lesrae · 08-23-07, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

The ol' file-in-the-macaroni ploy!

Well I certainly wouldn't be squeezing out through the bars after that lot

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Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

...for the sake of the poor bastards given autopsy duty.

They autopsy people after an execution

I'd have hoped the cause of death was obvious.

HMCS · 08-23-07, 10:41 PM

I think that the most popular dish on death row is Cheesburgers, fries and a coke. Not bad, really.

For me, if they're going to presume to kill me, then they gotta work for it.

1. Champagne (expensive)
2. A nice cheese and fruit plate.
3. More champagne.
4. A bottle of Chateux Lafite Roschild 1945
5. Pasta course: a nice spicy Sicilian-style pasta
6. Meat course: A nice petit mignon or prime rib. It's gotta be marbled "just so". Medium.
7. Dessert: My mum's Blackberry Cobbler
8. Nice Havana Cigars and an old port.

Letum · 08-23-07, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by HMCS

I think that the most popular dish on death row is Cheesburgers, fries and a coke. Not bad, really.

For me, if they're going to presume to kill me, then they gotta work for it.

1. Champagne (expensive)
2. A nice cheese and fruit plate.
3. More champagne.
4. A bottle of Chateux Lafite Roschild 1945
5. Pasta course: a nice spicy Sicilian-style pasta
6. Meat course: A nice petit mignon or prime rib. It's gotta be marbled "just so". Medium.
7. Dessert: My mum's Blackberry Cobbler
8. Nice Havana Cigars and an old port.

If you are "lucky" enough to be killed in a state that allows last meals, the cooking is done by the prison staff or inmates. Tobacco / alcohol is banned.

You get:
1. Water (not very expensive)
2. Red Cheddar and a apple
3. More water
4. A cup of water 2007
5. Spaghetti Hoops
6. Meat course: Burger
7. Dessert: My fellow inmates' first attempt at Blackberry Cobbler
8. Nice rolled up paper and an old orange juice.
9. Unnatural Death

T.I.P. not on bill.

bookworm_020 · 08-24-07, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Letum

Quote:

Originally Posted by HMCS

I think that the most popular dish on death row is Cheesburgers, fries and a coke. Not bad, really.

For me, if they're going to presume to kill me, then they gotta work for it.

1. Champagne (expensive)
2. A nice cheese and fruit plate.
3. More champagne.
4. A bottle of Chateux Lafite Roschild 1945
5. Pasta course: a nice spicy Sicilian-style pasta
6. Meat course: A nice petit mignon or prime rib. It's gotta be marbled "just so". Medium.
7. Dessert: My mum's Blackberry Cobbler
8. Nice Havana Cigars and an old port.

If you are "lucky" enough to be killed in a state that allows last meals, the cooking is done by the prison staff or inmates. Tobacco / alcohol is banned.

You get:
1. Water (not very expensive)
2. Red Cheddar and a apple
3. More water
4. A cup of water 2007
5. Spaghetti Hoops
6. Meat course: Burger
7. Dessert: My fellow inmates' first attempt at Blackberry Cobbler
8. Nice rolled up paper and an old orange juice.
9. Unnatural Death

T.I.P. not on bill.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

HMCS · 08-24-07, 02:12 AM

No good food or booze? The why bother with a last meal at all?

Precisely why capital punishment should be banned.

Murderers and their ilk should be damned to spend the remainders of their miserable, wasted lives breaking rocks on Ellesmere Island, fighting Polar Bears for their dinner.

Either that, or in a blank cell with no TV, bad food and no company for the rest of their lives. Let them suffer every single *******ing day.

peterloo · 08-26-07, 06:31 AM

frankly speaking, I don't have change to have that meal should I face such an execution. You know, we don't have capital punishments in Hong Kong. (Yes, I live in Hong Kong)

But if I were sentenced to death for crimes, I would have chosen nothing, as I don't think I would have any mood for such a last meal.

Perhaps they should give me a cyanide pill to reduce my pain. I hate electrocuting as I know dying by electric shock is deadly painful. I understand that some states uses cyanides, or similiar mixtures. But hay, why let such a long needle invade your body (to deliever the final blow)?

p.s. I disagree executing prisoners, that's horrible by its nature. Killing others is no fun afterall. Capital punishments should be abolished.

Mush Martin · 08-26-07, 08:56 AM

Well I guess it would depend on my mood and if my execution was justified
or not.

If justified then I would ask to be able to make a batch of my own
wings (better than any restaurant)

if my execution was unjust then Id ask for Dolphin steaks in protest.

JALU3 · 08-26-07, 04:22 PM

Lets not have this devolve into a debate over whether Capital Punishment is just/moral/ethical . . . this is about one's last meal. Not necessarily due to death penalty (which helps because you know when it's coming, so it helps with planning). But say you knew you were going to die, right when you entered a we'll make ANYTHING, and EVERYTHING for your restaurant/cafe/cafiteria/Dining Commons/Dining Facility (DFAC for those in the know)/diner. (Say there are kind friendly, the none tricking kind, genies behind the counter or as the cook) And say, somehow you knew you were going to die shortly (say within in the next 15 minutes) of you leaving that place (with no opertunities to eat anything else after leaving that place). What would you have them serve you, or in some cases make for you . . . basically . . . what would you order?

kurtz · 08-29-07, 08:05 PM

My last meal;
Roast pork (with the crackling nicely done)
Roast potatoes from a recipe by nigella Lawson (boiled for 4 mins shaken in the pan, then coated in semolina) cooked in the meat juices.
Broccoli Au Gratin (with red leicester) ooh! and aspargus.

Served with a couple of bottles of cheap red wine.

If I was a about to die I'd have a zabaglioni for pudding (I'm diabetic so I'd feel bad after it, on the other hand I wouldn't want go to the afterlife* with high blood sugar, so maybe not)

* yes I know there isn't an afterlife

August · 08-30-07, 10:14 PM

I'd have all the stuff my heart healthy diet won't allow me to have now.

Tchocky · 08-31-07, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by August

I'd have all the stuff my heart healthy diet won't allow me to have now.

Prison Guard - Hey man, that ain't good for your heart.

*long stare*

08-23-07, 09:38 AM	#1
Heibges Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 1,633 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Give me Lenny Brisco any old day of the week. __________________ U.Kdt.Hdb B. I. 28) This possibility of using the hydrophone to help in detecting surface ships should, however, be restricted to those cases where the submarine is unavoidably compelled to stay below the surface. http://www.hackworth.com/

08-23-07, 10:38 AM	#3
lesrae Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somerset, UK. Posts: 932 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Gammon Steaks, just done, with macaroni cheese made by my mum. __________________ DOLPHIN 38

08-23-07, 10:41 PM	#6
HMCS Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Squaresville, daddy-O. Posts: 394 Downloads: 186 Uploads: 0	I think that the most popular dish on death row is Cheesburgers, fries and a coke. Not bad, really. For me, if they're going to presume to kill me, then they gotta work for it. 1. Champagne (expensive) 2. A nice cheese and fruit plate. 3. More champagne. 4. A bottle of Chateux Lafite Roschild 1945 5. Pasta course: a nice spicy Sicilian-style pasta 6. Meat course: A nice petit mignon or prime rib. It's gotta be marbled "just so". Medium. 7. Dessert: My mum's Blackberry Cobbler 8. Nice Havana Cigars and an old port. __________________ "Turning enemy ships into marine habitat since 1986!" Mods Loaded:TMO 2.2, RSRDC, MaxOptics, Strategic Map Symbols, Stop The Shouting OR: RFB, RSRDC, Maxoptics, SCAF, Strategic Map Symbols and the sanity-saving "stop the shouting".

08-24-07, 02:12 AM	#9
HMCS Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Squaresville, daddy-O. Posts: 394 Downloads: 186 Uploads: 0	No good food or booze? The why bother with a last meal at all? Precisely why capital punishment should be banned. Murderers and their ilk should be damned to spend the remainders of their miserable, wasted lives breaking rocks on Ellesmere Island, fighting Polar Bears for their dinner. Either that, or in a blank cell with no TV, bad food and no company for the rest of their lives. Let them suffer every single *****ing day. __________________ "Turning enemy ships into marine habitat since 1986!"** Mods Loaded:TMO 2.2, RSRDC, MaxOptics, Strategic Map Symbols, Stop The Shouting OR: RFB, RSRDC, Maxoptics, SCAF, Strategic Map Symbols and the sanity-saving "stop the shouting".

08-26-07, 06:31 AM	#10
peterloo Commander Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 462 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	frankly speaking, I don't have change to have that meal should I face such an execution. You know, we don't have capital punishments in Hong Kong. (Yes, I live in Hong Kong) But if I were sentenced to death for crimes, I would have chosen nothing, as I don't think I would have any mood for such a last meal. Perhaps they should give me a cyanide pill to reduce my pain. I hate electrocuting as I know dying by electric shock is deadly painful. I understand that some states uses cyanides, or similiar mixtures. But hay, why let such a long needle invade your body (to deliever the final blow)? p.s. I disagree executing prisoners, that's horrible by its nature. Killing others is no fun afterall. Capital punishments should be abolished. __________________ Romeo is here, but where is Juliet? The 中国水兵 (Chinese Sailor) in subsim

08-23-07, 09:46 AM	#2
bradclark1 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Connecticut, USA. Posts: 2,794 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Steak, french fries, apple pie with custard.

08-26-07, 08:56 AM	#11
Mush Martin Eternal Patrol Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,398 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Well I guess it would depend on my mood and if my execution was justified or not. If justified then I would ask to be able to make a batch of my own wings (better than any restaurant) if my execution was unjust then Id ask for Dolphin steaks in protest. __________________ RIP Mush Tutorial

08-26-07, 04:22 PM	#12
JALU3 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: 11SMS 98896 10565 Posts: 756 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Lets not have this devolve into a debate over whether Capital Punishment is just/moral/ethical . . . this is about one's last meal. Not necessarily due to death penalty (which helps because you know when it's coming, so it helps with planning). But say you knew you were going to die, right when you entered a we'll make ANYTHING, and EVERYTHING for your restaurant/cafe/cafiteria/Dining Commons/Dining Facility (DFAC for those in the know)/diner. (Say there are kind friendly, the none tricking kind, genies behind the counter or as the cook) And say, somehow you knew you were going to die shortly (say within in the next 15 minutes) of you leaving that place (with no opertunities to eat anything else after leaving that place). What would you have them serve you, or in some cases make for you . . . basically . . . what would you order? __________________ "The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night... You're also the reason Section Thirty-one exists -- someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong." -Sloan, Section Thirty-One

08-29-07, 08:05 PM	#13
kurtz Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leighton Buzzard,England Posts: 660 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	My last meal; Roast pork (with the crackling nicely done) Roast potatoes from a recipe by nigella Lawson (boiled for 4 mins shaken in the pan, then coated in semolina) cooked in the meat juices. Broccoli Au Gratin (with red leicester) ooh! and aspargus. Served with a couple of bottles of cheap red wine. If I was a about to die I'd have a zabaglioni for pudding (I'm diabetic so I'd feel bad after it, on the other hand I wouldn't want go to the afterlife* with high blood sugar, so maybe not) * yes I know there isn't an afterlife __________________ War without Fire is like sausages without mustard-Henry V. http://www.myvintagelife.co.uk/

08-30-07, 10:14 PM	#14
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,217 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'd have all the stuff my heart healthy diet won't allow me to have now. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.